Evilshy 5,090 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Okay, seriously, who the fuck steals A BOTTLE OF DR PEPPER out of car in a parking lot? One of the locks on my car doesn't always work right, so just to be safe, I never leave anything valuable in my car. Anyway, I had a bottle of dr pepper that I didn't want to carry into the store, so I left it there. When I come back, the doors are all unlocked, the glove compartment is open. I'm thinking "oh fuck, somebody got into my car... But there's nothin valuable here, so what would they do?". And then I realized my dr pepper was gone. Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 *Facehoof* This is a new start in a lower level of douchebaggery. I have never heard of someone being that much of a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectRKA 2,848 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Omg xD *facehoof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 I bet it was that damn Mr. Pibb. He just can't compare to the great 23 flavor taste of Dr. Pepper. MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Never underestimate humanity's propensity to sink lower. I don't think there is a bottom to it. 1 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 (edited) you should have told me it was your car, won't happen again. Edited December 28, 2011 by Flare 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanPolo 151 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 I once had my shoes stolen from inside my frontdoor by christmas carollers because i couldent give them any money, but nothing quite as bad as that They were old school shoes... What possibly could they do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D1SC0RD 987 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 LOL WHAT. That's quite sad, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Theif: hmmm, let's see,... An iPhone, no, an expensive watch? Nash I'll pass, wait what's this? A dr pepper!?! Il be taking that! My Let's Play channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy14-AEEHdfj5QQAlYtB1_A Need a guest Rapper on a song? talk to me!: http://mlpforums.com/topic/103097-guest-rapper-for-you/ NEW SONG: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Searching through your car for things to pawn is thirsty work, man. 2 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonka 39 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Dang, someone was deperate for something to five-finger-discount!!! "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free, if you truly wish to be." Intelligence is both knowladge and logic. If you don't have either knowladge or logic, you don't have intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 At least he didn't leave the empty bottle for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Shadrahk 159 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Well, I live in the hood, so I know they'll steal ANYTHING. Maybe it was a thirsty hobo? Did you ever think I get lonely? Did you ever think that I needed love? Did you ever think, stop thinking You're the only one that I'm thinking of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Should have left a bottle of piss in your car. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppleShy Sparkle 312 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 That's pretty... Fucked up. Personally, i think it was some teenager trying to impress his friends. Better run, run, run, run, run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishUnicorn 284 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Should have left a bottle of piss in your car. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah 3,182 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Okay, seriously, who the fuck steals A BOTTLE OF DR PEPPER out of car in a parking lot? One of the locks on my car doesn't always work right, so just to be safe, I never leave anything valuable in my car. Anyway, I had a bottle of dr pepper that I didn't want to carry into the store, so I left it there. When I come back, the doors are all unlocked, the glove compartment is open. I'm thinking "oh fuck, somebody got into my car... But there's nothin valuable here, so what would they do?". And then I realized my dr pepper was gone. Around Christmas, thefts in the locker room increase and anything can get stolen, someone stole a pack of gum from me one time. Just reminded me of that, who steals Dr.Pepper from a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 December 28, 2011 Author Share December 28, 2011 Should have left a bottle of piss in your car. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png Funny you should mention that. I was once on a road trip with my friend and his dad. We were in the middle of nowhere and were running a bit late and didnt want to stop, and my friend had to piss, so he did it in a bottle. It was a dark, glass bottle, and my friend put the cap on to stop it from spilling. When we reached the next town, we stopped at a gas station. While his dad was filling up the car, my friend and I went to buy some chips and throw the bottle away. The trash can was full, so he just set it down on the ground next to it, and went to buy the chips. As we're walking out of the store, this drunk guy stumbles past and sees the bottle. We stop and watch as this guy looks around, picks up the bottle and drinks it, spits it out and starts swearing at the top of his lungs and throwing shit around. The guy in the store gets all pissed and calls the cops on him, they arrived as we were leaving. Best road trip ever. And I'm thinking what happened was some teen thought he would be all badass and go car hopping (in the middle of the day, what and idiot XD) and got all excited when he found a car with unlcoked door. Then when he didn't find anything valuable, he took the dr pepper so at least he'd have something. "jarate!" 2 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sageflare 277 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Wow, sucks man that just shows how stupid and desperate some people can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlighty 967 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 apparently they really wanted Dr.pepper https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=kBduVKzHIMGqoQSA3oGYBQ&q=smile+smile+smile+pinkie+pie&oq=smile+smile+smile+pinkie+pie&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.3...2593.19183.0.19546.43.36.0.0.0.1.1263.2249.6-1j1.2.0....0...1c.1.58.mobile-gws-hp..42.1.1263.0.t9GmIVfq5Q0#facrc=_&imgrc=PSKZ8o6BCR8iTM%253A%3BpH_DWjyDzGiWzM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ffc08.deviantart.net%252Ffs70%252Ff%252F2012%252F049%252F6%252Fb%252Fcome_on_everypony_smile__by_dignifiedjustice-d4q4upq.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fhdw.eweb4.com%252Fout%252F554482.html%3B1920%3B1080 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 (edited) Should have left a bottle of piss in your car. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png Then he'll have Bear Grylls breaking into his car. Edited December 28, 2011 by Doctor XFizzle MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viscra Maelstrom 3,718 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Around Christmas, thefts in the locker room increase and anything can get stolen, someone stole a pack of gum from me one time. Just reminded me of that, who steals Dr.Pepper from a car? someone who's really, really, REALLY craving for a Dr Pepper.that reminds me, there was no soda left in the house last night. i'd prolly be willing to do anything just to get some soda... nah. Soundcloud---------Twitter---------Tumblr---------DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 Is it wrong that this made me laugh? OMG DR.PEPPER. IT'S MINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plasmastorm X-15 162 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 THATS SO BUMMY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Bison 50 December 28, 2011 Share December 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ViKQW33SQ Wouldn't doubt who did it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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