You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?

[Spark Thunderbass 1,441]

Hey! 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

How the heck did THAT thing kiss me?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Your name reminds me of something... but what

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Greek Titan, Kronos, Ruler of the Universe, husband of Rhea?

 

Also, if you're a dude, then I'm not interested. I already have P-21 as my gay boyfriend.

If you're a girl, then it's an honor to have exchanged pleasantries with someone as noble as yourself. 

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

How did you kiss me with power armor on?

 

...More importantly, how do you pee?

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

1. I remove my helmet

2. The standard issue power armor has a urine processor that turns urine into drinkable water.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*urp!*

 

...Eww, sorry I asked.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Don't be. This power armor is issued to soldiers in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where all the water is irradiated anyways, so this feature in the power armor is actually very useful.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Yeah, I know that already. I just... ugh, that still seems disgusting.

 

...Now a pony like Raze or Spits might not think so, but that's just because they're... well, they're Raze and Spits...

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Yeah, I know that already. I just... ugh, that still seems disgusting.

 

...Now a pony like Raze or Spits might not think so, but that's just because they're... well, they're Raze and Spits...

Who the hay is Raze or Spitz?

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Who the hay is Raze or Spitz?

 

Two of my companions. We're pals.

 

Well, Spits and I share more of a brother-sister relationship; we're really close, but it's strictly platonic. I don't even get pomfy around her.

 

...

 

Don't tell her though...

[Sekr Gray 520]

Hm... I could deal with this

[ThatsAPaddlin 13]

Spaghetti is pretty good

[TheRockARooster 51,557]

OK, why did you do that?

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Don't kiss me brah.

[Aadelrun 284]

Ehhh...

[Brobocop 167]

Oh, ah... Thanks. >.<

[Crypty Scribbles 5,057]

LOL, I luv you too, dude. *smooch*

[N.W. 3,619]

[Comic Sans 401]

Oh why er.. thank you?

[Frostgage 7,975]

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Eww... human... eww...

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

[Crypty Scribbles 5,057]

Well, nopony says "NO" to a man with a gun.

[Lisa 5,553]

I'm just as perplexed as you are