SCENARIO:you are banished to the moon! what do you do?

[Valureon 93]

1) Find Luna

2) Do everything from then on with Luna

3) Just chilling with Luna for the next 1000 years

It would be awesome.. because Luna

[Alleviate 342]

do exactly what luna did on the moon. i would never get bored especially when i am doing stuff like this:

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=407FDgVcqc4

 

I bet she smokes rocks ^-^

 

Anyway, my moon-plan.

 

#1 Bounce around, having fun.

#2 Find American flag and change it for a UK one - Just to annoy someone who observes the moon TOO much!

#3 Find Luna

#4 Find out about lack of Oxygen

#5 Ignore previous discovery until I can do something about it.

#6 Start throwing bits of Sandwiches at the earth, when they hit, they will cause massive, sandwich-shaped craters...YAY!

#7 Get asked about where If found Sandwiches by Luna

#8 reveal REALLY long fishing line.

#9 Carve naughty words into the moon.

#10 Get bored, propose to Luna out of boredom.

#11 Check calendar (Only 999 years and 364 days to go!)

#12 Check calendar (Only 999 years and 363 and 23 hours to go!

#13 Repeat previous steps for a while

#?? THERE IS NO 14!

#15 Write Shipfic involving Celestia and all the other sentient life on their planet...

#16 Show Luna (Hide in Moon-Nuke shelter.)

#17 Hear Luna laughing.

#18 Read her edittorial work.

#19 Ask her when she returns home.

#20 Jump onto the ARK research facility.

#21 Inject myself with Shadow DNA

#22 Take a breath for the first time in 999 years (After I asked what Luna did to survive.)

#23 Go back home with Luna and acciedently get hit with the elements of harmony in the process.

#24 Steal Luna's horseshoe

#25 Prove to myself that I'm still alive.

#26 become trapped in Equestria for all eternity.

...............

Win?

 

-Joe-

 

Failure to comply with this plan could result in survival.

^-^

[SBaby 660]

Well, there's only one thing I could do if I was on the moon. I'd look for Lord Zedd and Rita's palace and see if they had any robots or vehicles that could get me back to Earth.

[GoneForeverBye 184]

Assuming I won't die of starvation or the lack of oxygen or any other dangerous hazard on the moon, well...

 

I suppose I will drop into a depressing fit of rage and insanity, try to cancel it out by enjoying the low-gravity effects, build a house, make up imaginary friends in my head, and in the end, when all of that will not suffice anymore, I will commit suicide.

 

Sad, but yes, I'm being honest. It's the moon we are talking about. What would you do?

[Forlong 1,726]

Step 1: Connect to the internet

Step 2: Screw around on TVTropes.com

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Escape somehow

[Senor Citizen 516]

This video is more or less the ultimate fun conversation stopper. My job is done.

[Tom The Diamond 1,831]

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Games section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[OptimisticNeighsayer 479]

1. Appeal decision, which would result in utter failure. Term of sentence to moon increases for contempt of Celestia.

2. Petition for breathing apparatus and appropriate moonwear. Presumably would work since a sentence to the moon is not the equivalent of a death sentence.

3. Look for Armstrong's footprint to see if this is the same Moon as ours. Also astronaut ice cream.

4. Throw a couple of rocks and study the trajectories.

5. Use knowledge from studying trajectories to figure out how to get back to Equestria.

6. Get back to Equestria, repeat cycle until term expires (if it ever does...)

[Regality 233]

• Pass out from lack of oxygen
• Die

[EpicMuffinTime 216]

My moon plan:

#1 find Luna

#2 ask her how she holds her breath so long

#3 hold breath for maximum amount possible

#4 die of lack of oxygen

#5 body plumits down to earth

#6 dead carcass lands in equestria

#7 ponies wander what i am because im human

#8 idk, use magic to revive me or something?

#9 buck around ponyville and start doing random shit

#10 start trolling

#11 get sent back to the moon

#12 screw life and just let the endless vacuum known as space suck all the air out of me and let my body implode into a bloody and gory mess drifting and scattering along into oblivion.

Edited August 29, 2012 by TheEpicBrony

[Tycoon 79]

Logically speaking, (assuming I could breath so it's a bit fun), I'd probably end up going completey insane from the social alienation and lack of friendship, becoming so lonely I'd be forced to make fake friends out of rocks or commit suicide. Knowing myself, the first option would come into effect after 0.7 years and the second in 5 or 6 years.

 

Meh.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

how do I banish myself to the moon?!

[EpicMuffinTime 216]

That...is a very...good question...

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

That...is a very...good question...

 

[Lulaypp 2,556]

Makes sand castles

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Ah. The moon. A peaceful, lonely place. I get to see the stars and the Earth. I get to stay here for a whole thousand years. A thousand years in peace, alone, not having to deal with the everyday struggle of people.

 

I don't mean to be a backseat mod, but I have a better time seeing this thread in the Forum Lounge rather than the Forum Games.

[Lulaypp 2,556]

I shall.... Go to sleep