mega thread Last Poster Wins

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

How about smooching, then?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Far too uncouth. Please, restrain your emotions. Stiff upper lip and all that, what.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Oh ye I see her now

 

@Muffin: the conflict is that there are no cute guys on this train :U

I have found a solution.

 

*Steps onto train*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

*continues drinking tea calmly*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Hey

 

Hey

 

Hey Muffin

 

Hey hey Muffin hey

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Walks into the woods* ...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Alfred, go and retrieve Zombieking24 from the woods please. There's no telling what may attack him.

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Comes back carried in Alfred's arms*

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Alfred x zombie

 

otp

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Please do not wonder off again. The beasts do not approach the castle, but the woods are much less hospitable.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Meanwhile on the Rainbow Makeout Train...

 

Red uses the power of his imagination to shrink Green to the size of a mouse, and hide her in his mane.

 

Red: Say hi to the bunny in there!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Wat

 

Hey Muffin I know you're reading this btw

[Life Giver 1,063]

Well where else can I trained...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Alfred can provide any necessary training. Once I know why you need it.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

He wants to fight Fluttershy, the undefeated champion of the boxing arena

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

That will never work.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

That's what I told him.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

*drinks more tea*

[Life Giver 1,063]

*Hits Afterward in the arm* No... plus I still wouldn't win... But remember how I was a soldier of the holy light Questioner... I need to stay ready...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

You have done your duty. You need fight no more.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Ow *cries 5ever* ;~;

[Life Giver 1,063]

But I must be ready... to keep the Goddess safe...

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

Green: Hmm... I guess I technically could use the power of my imagination to escape...

 

Green focuses and reverts to her normal size.

 

Red: I have a better idea!

 

Red uses the power of his imagination to shrink himself and Green to an eighth of an inch tall.

 

Red: So, whose rump should we tickle?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Fluttershy is safe. I have made sure of that.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

If Fluttershy is a goddess, does that mean the others are goddesses too?

 

*sits on Red and Green*