mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Fresh Meat 115]

Because whales

[Mr Dash 1,820]

On the subject of whales.....

 

lost my train of thought......

[Fresh Meat 115]

That's what happens when you leave your thoughts on a train. You lose them.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Oops! Didn't realize I did that.

[Loriem 639]

No one will get past this Fox News Fanfiction!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/75870/fox-news-becomes-20-cooler

[Fresh Meat 115]

I can if I simply don't read it.

[Victor van Dort 202]

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best

For my talents are renowned far and wide

When it comes to be douchebagish any time of the night I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my colt-like charms

I have heard grown mares give off a bleat

With the wave of my hoof, and a well-placed smile

I have swept the great celibate off their feet
Yet year after year, it's the same routine

And I grow so weary of the sound of screams

And I, Douche, the Douchebag King

Have grown so tired of the same old thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones

An emptiness began to grow

There's something out there, far from my home

A longing that I've never known
I'm a master of grinds, and a demon unbind

And I'll charm you right out of your pants

To a mare in Kentucky, I'm Mister Go-lucky

And I'm known throughout England and France

And since I'm not dead, I would lay in my bed

To recite attractive adoration

My creams of joy still stay, as a straight-colt's display

With the fury of my recitations
But who here would ever understand

That the Douchebag King with the charming sly grin

Would tire of his crown, if they only understood

He'd give it all up if he only could
Oh, there's an empty place in my bones

That calls out for something unknown

The money and broads that come year after year

Do nothing for these empty tears

Edited January 27, 2013 by Azurepony4269

[Znex 936]

Depends, what size is a regular whale?

Good question; I probably actually shouldn't assume whale generality. What kind of whale is Stormz's whale?

[Gekoncze 327]

So many whales!

[Dev 251]

Well, it looks like I'm winning. Was there ever any doubt? ^.^

[aRegularPony 306]

Yes. Yes there was

[Znex 936]

Because I end up winning

[Gekoncze 327]

nope ^^

[Big Jack 13]

well ... this is still going

[Gekoncze 327]

eyup

[Spark 101]

I'm winning

[Fresh Meat 115]

Nope, this is the last post. The end, story over; go away. 

[Gekoncze 327]

nope

[Znex 936]

This is in fact the 253rd-last post

Edited January 27, 2013 by Znex

[Mr Dash 1,820]

The first shall be last, and the last shall be first. Too bad I'm in between.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Guess what guys ?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

What?

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

I'm...

Edited January 28, 2013 by Flame Dancer

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Going to win? Is that what you are going to say?

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Still...