What would be the coolest MLP computer virus?

[My little pwny 1,392]

Imaging you are downloading some guy's MLP game when all of the sudden, a thousand Derpy's start getting in the way of your clicks!

 

Or maybe Twilight pops out and keeps saying, "It looks like your watching ponies. Need any help with that?"

 

Or perhaps every time you click your mouse, Rarity gives her approval or disapproval, completely at random.

 

What would be a cool MLP virus to have? (non-malicious virus)

[techno915 408]

Hmm... I would say having your emails send you to random mlp:fim sites across the Internet. That would annoy the flapjacks out of a hater.

 

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techno915

[Jokuc 8,173]

The one that gets removed when I want it to be removed. I don't really care if it adds ponies, if I would want something like that I'd add it myself. Though it would be pretty funny if you heard "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIIIIEEEE!!!" every time you pressed "T" lol

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

A virus that uses the info it finds on my computer to mail me a few hundred thousand dollars worth of pony merchandise, at no cost to me.

 

Anything else and I'd be pissed because it's still a virus even if it's pony related, like Nibblers said.

Edited August 29, 2012 by Chainsaw Bouffant

[darkmist 38]

pinkie pie moveing you icons, copying things, deleting things, shooting for party cannon everywhere on your screen, and other random pinkie pie stuff

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

I think maybe discord randomly turning your screen view angles. Like you'll be surfing the web then randomly you hear discord laugh and your screen is sideways or upside down

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

The one that they make for Linux. Oh wait, what am I saying? That'll never happen. Silly me.

But still. Why would I want viruses on my Windows machine? ;_; Ponies =/= good.

[moneyshredderofdeath 414]

Every time you type "yay", one hears Fluttershy's trademark yay. It wouldn't get in the way since I don't exactly type "yay" all the time and would be an easy way to brighten up a shabby day.

[sLORT 28]

A virus which would immediately start creating doc. files in the background and start filling up your hard drive with them with hundreds of docs per minute. And every one of them are lyrics to "This Day Aria".

[Bendy 1,821]

A virus that keeps opening random Pony Rule 34 images and MLP related gore images like Cupcakes on your web browser every ten seconds to sicken you.

 

That would be a funny virus, but also annoying and psychologically scarring for the victim. XD

Edited August 29, 2012 by Rush

[My little pwny 1,392]

Just remember guys, your are coming up with a non-malicious virus, so it doesn't have to mess up your computer, and you can delete it anytime. Imagine that it's for one of your non-brony friends.

[longgone 873]

One that can break the fabric of time and space and transport me to equestria. Or...it could just send me some pony merchandise.

[Hushabye 47]

It could be like that Japanese squid virus. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2010-08/16/japanese-virus

 

It replaces all of the pictures on your computer with pictures of squid, but in our case, I'd assume we'd want ponies.

[silvadel 1,393]

Viruses in any form would be bad and not inkeeping with the whole my little pony morality -- It would also help giving bronies a bad name. I would hope that nobody would ever make a pony virus.

[Archangel 143]

A very infectious virus meant to annoy non-bronies. (With a very simply off switch if you're not completely oblivious) that would turn your desktop image, your icons, your start icon, everything to ponies.

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Alright, I got a very nice idea. Bronies will definitely love this and the haters will hate.

 

Virus Name: 4th Wall Virus

 

Description: Your computer can get infected by this by doing the following:

 

1. Searching anything related to MLP on the internet or having any MLP related stuff on your computer files

2. Hating on MLP

 

Once your computer is infected, next time you open it, your screen will shatter and Pinkie Pie will drag you into Equestria. If you are a hater then *insert cupcakes storyline here*. If you're a Brony, you just entered the world of your dreams.

 

To bad you can't actually make that one....

 

Now for an actual Virus, it basically deletes everything in your computer and all your computer will be able to do then is show Pinkie Pie in one of those 'haters gonna hate' moments.

Edited August 30, 2012 by The Awesome One

[Retden 19]

The virus will replace the victim's whole hard drive(s) with ponies. Lots of ponies.

Also constant Rarity whining would be a nice touch.

[Flutter 42]

im setting up a RAT atm. maybe i could mess around and try to inject a file thats some sort of mlp trojan. i could make it change desktop icons or replace all of their .jpg/.gif/.png files with a pic of derpy saying "i just dont know what went wrong".

[мσℓт 40]

A virus where it makes Pinkie Pie jumping around saying random things like a Pinkie Pie does as your screensaver.

 

I'd get that virus ASAP.

[TheFabulousPony 102]

Lol I reckon a Derpy Hooves one would be cool, like when you try to click something Derpy flies in and moves it thinking that she is helping XD

Or what someone said before, having Rarity just wandering around approving or disapproving everything you do, being all judgmental in an awesome way :'3

[Wubsie 1,123]

Everytime I started a new tab Fluttershy would say "Yay"

Everytime I click Rainbow Dash would say "20% cooler"

Everytime I start a program Twilight would say "Hurray slumber party!"

[Encyclopedia Brown 4]

If you looked up pony R34 Pinkie would pop out of your monitor and yell in your face. You are now stuck with no monitor. Well, you deserved it.

[Regality 233]

The Discord Virus, which causes chaos across your hard drive by doing things such as:

 

- Renaming Files

 

- Opening files at random

 

- Changing background

 

- Changing volume levels

 

- Randomly pressing keys when you're typing

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[Abstract 832]

Any virus that deletes/modifies my files, even in ponified ways, would be subject to me hunting down the creator and would involve a cinder block. I won't go into details, but my files are way too important.

 

But perhaps one that redirected every YT search request and every attempt to play an audio file resulting in the FiM theme song would be nice.

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

Something that involves either Discord screwing up your computer screen and misplacing things, or Pinkie Pie turning everything into a huge party fest.