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I was thinking back, and i remember that in a couple of episodes when you looked around Sweet Apple Acres, there were pens with pigs and sheep in them. I understand the sheep, because she was obviously just shearing them for their wool, but what about the pigs? The only use for pigs that i can think of is delicious pork products. I thought ponies were vegitarians! What do you guys think?

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1 word: fertilizers

 

The pigs will eat damn near everything. Be it pony flesh hay or rotten apples, they will gorge themselves in it! :P

One hell of a recycling process, that's why she got them

 

So she keeps them to harvest their poop? thats disgusting. Either way, Applejack ends up in the wrong in this scenario. Either, one, she kills them to make delicious bacon, or two, she keeps them locked up in a pen and feeds them scraps in order to harvest their poops. Which is the lesser of the two evils, i ask you?
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Which is the lesser of the two evils, I ask you?

Hey, you get all the food in the world and all you have to do is to shit endlessly, what's not to like? :P

 

Besides, pig manure is one of the fastest and easiest sources for organic fertilizers.

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Pinkie Pie said something about a Hot dog eating contest

We have something called vegetarian hot dog, you know. It wouldn't be too far-fetched to say that Pinkie was referring to veggie-dog, not the meat-dog


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The great apes are all vegetarians, but chimps will occasionally eat meat. Human meat eating allowed for an increased brain capacity and directly aided out evolution.

 

We really haven't see too much of Pony cuisine. We do know they keep chickens, use the eggs, keep pigs and milk cows.

They don't have the great swaying bellies earthly grazers have. Obviously, their diet has changed with agriculture and cooking.

--Its not too far a stretch to see ponies as omnivores.

 

Its possible that ponies/influenced by a yet unknown human contact may have come to understand the joy of bacon.

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So she keeps them to harvest their poop? thats disgusting. Either way, Applejack ends up in the wrong in this scenario. Either, one, she kills them to make delicious bacon, or two, she keeps them locked up in a pen and feeds them scraps in order to harvest their poops. Which is the lesser of the two evils, i ask you?

 

Yes, poop is used for fertilizer in real life. Guess all those real life people who are involved in that industry are disgusting and evil too. The Zulu people of South Africa also traditionally used cow dung for certain purposes.

 

And whether you are vegetarian or not, you should be grateful, because in all probability, some of the food you eat was grown in ground fertilized by poop. I hope the realization is not too "disgusting" for you.

 

Apparently, the idea is that the pigs are kept for finding truffles, not for their meat. Or to win prizes for best pig, like we saw in Sisterhooves Social. Besides that, the pigs appear well treated, well-fed as seen in Show Stoppers. That's not just "scraps", that's slop, and is generally used for pig feed, again in real life.

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And whether you are vegetarian or not, you should be grateful, because in all probability, some of the food you eat was grown in ground fertilized by poop. I hope the realization is not too "disgusting" for you.

I have never minded with that fact. Every vegetable gets washed at some point. :P

 

I also wouldn't be surprised to see ponies eating some kind of meat like bacon. I mean, we've seen them eat eggs which - because of their high protein - are classed as meat, but obviously, eggs are completely different to bacon style meat.


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IRL pigs have been used to hunt truffles (A valuable mushroom.  Wild ones are supposed to be best) +  (as others have pointed out) composting.  There is a reason that one of the meanings of manure is fertilizer.

 

That being said, it seems plausible that the pigs are also used for meat.  Ponies make a lot of pies.  Pie crust is flour + lard (Yes, the advertising department calls it shortening.  It's still lard & it's still bad for you.)  Yes, there are all vegetable shortenings but they don't taste the same.  Diamond Dogs are probably mostly carnivores, Griffons & Dragons are likely omnivores. In Greek mythology the Minotaur was carnivorous.

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Yes, poop is used for fertilizer in real life. Guess all those real life people who are involved in that industry are disgusting and evil too. The Zulu people of South Africa also traditionally used cow dung for certain purposes.

 

And whether you are vegetarian or not, you should be grateful, because in all probability, some of the food you eat was grown in ground fertilized by poop. I hope the realization is not too "disgusting" for you.

 

Apparently, the idea is that the pigs are kept for finding truffles, not for their meat. Or to win prizes for best pig, like we saw in Sisterhooves Social. Besides that, the pigs appear well treated, well-fed as seen in Show Stoppers. That's not just "scraps", that's slop, and is generally used for pig feed, again in real life.

What purposes?

 

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To help find truffles I suppose. That is what Faust said when given that question.

 

And maybe they do grind up some pork to sell to meat eating species like griffons and dragons (possible)

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