Ask Nightmare Moon!

[BioHazzerd 130]

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<strong class='bbc'><span style='color: #ff8c00'>*gets back up and breaks your horn off* you were saying? </span></strong></p></blockquote>

Wow. *Gets an Uzi and unloads it on you seven times* ( For the purposes of this thread, you just died. ) We shall make a new horn not unlike the one called Edward Elric's arm and leg. ( Fullmetal Alchemist reference in case you didn't catch it.)

 

*gets back up and breaks your horn off* you were saying? 

Wow. *Gets an Uzi and unloads it on you seven times* ( For the purposes of this thread, you just died. ) We shall make a new horn not unlike the one called Edward Elric's arm and leg. ( Fullmetal Alchemist reference in case you didn't catch it.)

[JappleackWithApples 34]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="JappleackWithApples" data-cid="998521" data-time="1355517649"><p>

<strong class='bbc'><span style='color: #ff8c00'>*gets back up and breaks your horn off* you were saying? </span></strong></p></blockquote>

Wow. *Gets an Uzi and unloads it on you seven times* ( For the purposes of this thread, you just died. ) We shall make a new horn not unlike the one called Edward Elric's arm and leg. ( Fullmetal Alchemist reference in case you didn't catch it.)

 

Wow. *Gets an Uzi and unloads it on you seven times* ( For the purposes of this thread, you just died. ) We shall make a new horn not unlike the one called Edward Elric's arm and leg. ( Fullmetal Alchemist reference in case you didn't catch it.)

 

 

​*gets back up* i guess eating all those apples saved my life. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

​*gets back up* i guess eating all those apples saved my life.

Right * uses a nuke that nothing ( excluding herself ) can survive * Oh great! Now we have destroyed all of the Earth twice! Look at what you did! Now how are we to return? Wait... Why are we talking to a dead bit of glowing ash?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Right * uses a nuke that nothing ( excluding herself ) can survive * Oh great! Now we have destroyed all of the Earth twice! Look at what you did! Now how are we to return? Wait... Why are we talking to a dead bit of glowing ash?

 

 

​the better question is how the heck did you bring a bomb here? also why are you talking to a pile of ash? 

[BioHazzerd 130]

​the better question is how the heck did you bring a bomb here? also why are you talking to a pile of ash?

We have ICBMs all over the moon! ( Inter-Continental-Ballistic-Missile ) We just launched one with a nuclear warhead. Also, you are the glowing pile of ash. ( in this thread, you are perma-dead. You will be responded to a a pile of ash. There can be no coming back from that blast. )

[JappleackWithApples 34]

We have ICBMs all over the moon! ( Inter-Continental-Ballistic-Missile ) We just launched one with a nuclear warhead. Also, you are the glowing pile of ash. ( in this thread, you are perma-dead. You will be responded to a a pile of ash. There can be no coming back from that blast. )

 

 

not a fan of my tumblr page aren't you?  *returns back to normal* i ate a god and now i have his powers. the only way to beat me is have your mouth bigger than mine. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

not a fan of my tumblr page aren't you? *returns back to normal* i ate a god and now i have his powers. the only way to beat me is have your mouth bigger than mine.

( I don't do tumblr. I have too many accounts to keep up with on other stuff. Because of that, your tumblr doesn't apply and you are still dead )

[JappleackWithApples 34]

( I don't do tumblr. I have too many accounts to keep up with on other stuff. Because of that, your tumblr doesn't apply and you are still dead )

 

 

​I am still alive...i am right in front of you. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

​I am still alive...i am right in front of you.

( Seriously though, you're dead here. I haven't read your tumblr, it doesn't apply, you have been nuked. You are dead. I shall only respond to you as a pile of ash past this point. ) What's that? You're looking a bit ashy.

[DJShy 957]

Nightmare Moon, what are your thoughts on rule 34 between you and Celestia?

Edited December 26, 2012 by DJ-Shy3

[BioHazzerd 130]

Nightmare Moon, what are your thoughts on rule 34 between you and Celestia?

We do not take kindly to those who wish for that to happen between sister and us.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

( Seriously though, you're dead here. I haven't read your tumblr, it doesn't apply, you have been nuked. You are dead. I shall only respond to you as a pile of ash past this point. ) What's that? You're looking a bit ashy.

 

 

this pile of ash is going to kick your ass now. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

this pile of ash is going to kick your ass now.

*Transmutes you into manure* Bullsh*t. :3

[JappleackWithApples 34]

*Transmutes you into manure* Bullsh*t. :3

 

 

*kicks you in the butt* haha! 

[BioHazzerd 130]

*kicks you in the butt* haha!

We see what you did there. * transmutes you back, without a cutie mark or powers * We like your sense of humor. You may live for awhile, your powers, however, are ours now.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

We see what you did there. * transmutes you back, without a cutie mark or powers * We like your sense of humor. You may live for awhile, your powers, however, are ours now.

 

 

i litterality ate a god...my power cannot be taken away that easly but let see you handle it without losing control. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

i litterality ate a god...my power cannot be taken away that easly but let see you handle it without losing control.

You misunderstand. We did not take your power. It has been dissipated, like what happens when one opens a soda bottle. The pressure just dissipates. Your power is gone because we are the most powerful enchantress in the universe. We are the goddess of the Moon and Night! We can do that.

Edited December 30, 2012 by BioHazard

[JappleackWithApples 34]

You misunderstand. We did not take your power. It has been dissipated, like what happens when one opens a soda bottle. The pressure just dissipates. Your power is gone because we are the most powerful enchantress in the universe. We are the goddess of the Moon and Night! We can do that.

 

 

*eats you and gets your powers* well what do you know? i win. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

*eats you and gets your powers* well what do you know? i win.

You forget, we removed your ability to eat anything that's not normal food. You lose.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

You forget, we removed your ability to eat anything that's not normal food. You lose.

 

 

it not a power. i can really eat people. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

it not a power. i can really eat people.

'tis a power because normal ponies do not have the ability to eat ponies or "people". You are now a normal pony.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

'tis a power because normal ponies do not have the ability to eat ponies or "people". You are now a normal pony.

 

 

ofcourse they can. they just don't have a jaw like mine. if pinkie pie could wanted to she would eat this planet. or anypony that can break the forth wall. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

ofcourse they can. they just don't have a jaw like mine. if pinkie pie could wanted to she would eat this planet. or anypony that can break the forth wall.

*Poof* Now you cannot eat anything larger than a turkey. We have restricted you with an ancient magic that cannot be broken, since you annoy us so.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

*Poof* Now you cannot eat anything larger than a turkey. We have restricted you with an ancient magic that cannot be broken, since you annoy us so.

 

 

*shoots with a lazer and zaps you into dust* i forgot that i a gun in my mouth. now you are dead and i have all your powers. 

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

*shoots with a lazer and zaps you into dust* i forgot that i a gun in my mouth. now you are dead and i have all your powers.

Ugh. You could not have that. It is larger than a turkey, also we are the Moon Goddess, you cannot kill us. ( we win )