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My Dad tricked me into thinking that the London Marathon only happened because the people were all being chased by a lion. We still joke about that, someday I want to run the marathon in a lion costume. It would give me a good excuse to be at the back the whole time!

 

I thought if you shot yourself in the head it would kill you so fast it would stop you from pulling the trigger.

 

I'm still laughing after reading this!

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Here are some thigs I assumed as a kid.

 

Santa wasn't real. The tooth fairy wasn't real. Easter bunny wasn't real. God (some entity) wasn't real. Heaven and hell weren't real.

 

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those were things he CONSIDERED were true as a kid. i don't see how you "fixed" that statement by reversing what he assumed was real back then.

 

Maybe it went the other way around for Bon Bon?
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Maybe it went the other way around for Bon Bon?

 

Yes, everyone knows those are real.
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that's not the point. you appear to have completely missed the point about Dashing's original post. either that, or you "fixed" his statement just for the sake of acting out of your ass.

 

Don't tell me you don't know the Fix'd meme it means you completely disagree

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When I'd spin around in a circle, I thought the room spun with me. ...it doesn't.

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Don't tell me you don't know the Fix'd meme it means you completely disagree

 

Hey everypony. I didn't mean to cause a fuss about this with my origional post. Remember we are human an believe in what we want.

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― Christopher Hitchens

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I used to think you could just write and pay, without having money in the bank. :P

 

I thought Jesus grew to adulthood in less then a year because Christmas and Easter were only four months apart

 

Yay! I'm not the only one who thought that! d:

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Did you ever think that I needed love?

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You're the only one that I'm thinking of?

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I used to think that when everyone was asleep was when ghosts came out and have huge parties during the night thanks to watching Scooby Doo and stuff.

 

I used to think that when I left a room it would be like in Toy Story and my dolls and other toys would come to life and complain about me.

 

I used to think a sock monster lived under my bed. (THANKS FRIENEMY!)

 

I used to think hot sauce was made from the devil's sweat.

 

I had once believed that if I stayed up all night on New Years I would see the Green Flash (anyone who's seen Arthur as a kid knows what I'm talking about) I used to fall asleep at nine on the dot and my parents would flash a green light on the wall to trick me. It was clever.

 

I also used to think that something lived in my closet at night watching me.

 

I thought if you dug into your TV screen and climbed into it you would be in your favorite show and get to stay there forever.

 

(God if only that last one was true. I used to plot my 'grand entrance' to the Kanto Region with that theory.)

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Hey everypony. I didn't mean to cause a fuss about this with my origional post. Remember we are human an believe in what we want.

 

I wasn't really correcting you, just joking.
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I used to think that when I left a room it would be like in Toy Story and my dolls and other toys would come to life and complain about me.

 

 

Me too!!! I bet that right now Rarity and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are having a fight about something in my room.

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Me too!!! I bet that right now Rarity and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are having a fight about something in my room.

I'm pretty sure my Pullip moved his eyes on his own a minute ago...Pretty sure they're all ticked at the prospect of more being added to the shelf.


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