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Lifehax

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Lifehax

Lifehax 81

Hello everyone.

 

It's pretty simple. Whoever posts above you will be killed by you with any random object, weapon, superpower, etc.. From a chainsaw to a juicebox you can use anything.

 

I'll start off.

I kill myself with a slice of moldy bread.

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Riclo

Riclo 160

[inb4mods]

 

Anyway, kills you with BFG9000, then shreds your guts and warps them across a stretch of over 1,000,000 dimensions and a total of 1,000 universes.

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Random statements:

"Sir, we're surrounded."
"Excellent, we can shoot in any direction."

"Ah, the internet, where everyone worse than you is a noob and everyone better than you has no life."

"you're all stupid noobs, noobing around and dying like noobs!" - Angry kid.

"I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them." - Derek from MLP FF SR

"Sometimes one has to bend the rules to find the truth." - Riclo.

 

"Life is the best gift in the world, while reality is the worst." - Riclo.

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Riclo

Riclo 160

*Stabs you and hacks at you with Frostmourne and then transforms your remnants into frozen waste*

 

Gets revived by some cheat.

 

Put god mode in console, then brutally rips you into pieces, shoving you into a toxic waste barrel, before nuking the place.

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Random statements:

"Sir, we're surrounded."
"Excellent, we can shoot in any direction."

"Ah, the internet, where everyone worse than you is a noob and everyone better than you has no life."

"you're all stupid noobs, noobing around and dying like noobs!" - Angry kid.

"I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them." - Derek from MLP FF SR

"Sometimes one has to bend the rules to find the truth." - Riclo.

 

"Life is the best gift in the world, while reality is the worst." - Riclo.

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Riclo

Riclo 160

I kill the user above me with flaming berry pies.

 

That's what you would've done, but I prevented you by creating a wormhole through space time, tossing you into a planet of broken glass, proceeding to send in razor sharp instruments and active chainsaws.

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Random statements:

"Sir, we're surrounded."
"Excellent, we can shoot in any direction."

"Ah, the internet, where everyone worse than you is a noob and everyone better than you has no life."

"you're all stupid noobs, noobing around and dying like noobs!" - Angry kid.

"I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them." - Derek from MLP FF SR

"Sometimes one has to bend the rules to find the truth." - Riclo.

 

"Life is the best gift in the world, while reality is the worst." - Riclo.

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Lifehax

Lifehax 81

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That's what you would've done, but I prevented you by creating a wormhole through space time, tossing you into a planet of broken glass, proceeding to send in razor sharp instruments and active chainsaws.

 

Kk riclo Sorry I forgot to mention this but please dont be too overpowered. all you do is just kill someone with something, dont add stuff thats too overpowered kthnx

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Riclo

Riclo 160

Kk riclo Sorry I forgot to mention this but please dont be too overpowered. all you do is just kill someone with something, dont add stuff thats too overpowered kthnx

 

k

 

*Kills you with cracked teeth*

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Random statements:

"Sir, we're surrounded."
"Excellent, we can shoot in any direction."

"Ah, the internet, where everyone worse than you is a noob and everyone better than you has no life."

"you're all stupid noobs, noobing around and dying like noobs!" - Angry kid.

"I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them." - Derek from MLP FF SR

"Sometimes one has to bend the rules to find the truth." - Riclo.

 

"Life is the best gift in the world, while reality is the worst." - Riclo.

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Riclo

Riclo 160

kils u wit lolerpop

 

This is such a happy topic.

 

Anyway, kills you with security camera, before throwing you into the pits of Las Vegas.

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Random statements:

"Sir, we're surrounded."
"Excellent, we can shoot in any direction."

"Ah, the internet, where everyone worse than you is a noob and everyone better than you has no life."

"you're all stupid noobs, noobing around and dying like noobs!" - Angry kid.

"I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them." - Derek from MLP FF SR

"Sometimes one has to bend the rules to find the truth." - Riclo.

 

"Life is the best gift in the world, while reality is the worst." - Riclo.

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GoneForeverBye

GoneForeverBye 184

I have my ways...

 

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Then I just beat you up. With a crowbar. Cause they're awesome...

 

Or I just use my evil powers to rip apart the universal space and destroy every living matter within it. Because apparently, I'm able to do that. No idea how, but I am...

Who needs signatures?

   ...not me

          seriously, you're not supposed to see this.

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