The Vending Machine.

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

You get a tasty submarine sandwich. Sorry, there's no pickles.

 

*Insert a tube of toothpaste*

[Loriem 639]

You get a tube of propaganda past. "Uncle Equis want YOU!"

 

 

*Inserts a half eaten fast food burger.*

[DJShy 873]

You receive a Chocolate donut!

 

 

*Inserts Flashlight (shipping)*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

The vending machine ships you an actual Flashlight! Sorry, looks like the Vending machine is more of a Twijack kind of machine...

 

*Inserts half-eaten cookie*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a poodle.

 

I insert a spiny blue shell from Mario Kart.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a poodle.

 

I insert a spiny blue shell from Mario Kart.

You get eternal rage.

 

I insert my shirt.

[Azura 1,107]

You get a pair of see-through boxers.

 

*Inserts knife*

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a pair of see-through boxers.

 

*Inserts knife*

You get a hockey mask.

 

I insert my grandmother's soul.

[Azura 1,107]

You get a slap across the face by Satan himself.

 

*Inserts cuteness*

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a slap across the face by Satan himself.

 

*Inserts cuteness*

You get Pinkie Pie. I hope you like parties.

 

I insert a bushel of apples..

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get an Adam's apple.

 

I insert a cup of Starbuck's coffee.

[Azura 1,107]

It rejects it and splashes it all over your face, extra hot.

 

*Inserts a slice of toasted bread*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You receive a buttered slice of toasted bread that's covering your face.

 

Inserts a jar of paper lucky stars.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You receive a buttered slice of toasted bread that's covering your face.

 

Inserts a jar of paper lucky stars.

You get a tree.

 

I insert a cell phone.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get a call.

 

I insert "an insert".

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a call.

 

I insert "an insert".

You get a tasteless internet joke.

 

I insert my genuine WW2 helmet.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I love this game X3

You get a cheap replica to replace the helmet

 

Inserts toast

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get bread.

 

Inserts "Doodle God" (iPhone App/Game)

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

You get an addiction.

 

I insert a book!

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get an addiction.

 

I insert a book!

You get a librarian.

 

I insert the British flag.

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[valete 195]

You get a Doctor Who. 

 

*Inserts Applejack's hat*

 

 

...*Then runs away from raging Applejack*

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

You get a Pink Beret

 

 

*Inserts fork*

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a Pink Beret

 

 

*Inserts fork*

You get a steak. It's a pity you have nothing to eat it with.

 

I insert one of Rarity's custom-made outfits, while she's not looking of course.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get a "fainting couch".

 

Inserts a "gently worded apology".

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a "fainting couch".

 

Inserts a "gently worded apology".

You get a raging death threat in response.

 

I insert one of Applejack's apples.