The Vending Machine.

[Odyssey 5,716]

You get a HP Pavilion.

 

Inserts a brownie.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a scone.



I insert JAAM.

[Galen Selanno 351]

You get jelly (What's the difference?)

 

Inserts Flux Pavilion

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

You get a flux capacitor.

 

*inserts a reindeer*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

You get a deer with rain on it.

 

*inserts a scarf*

[Galen Selanno 351]

You get a coat.

 

Inserts Back to the Future.

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

You get two sequels.

 

*inserts a coat*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a trenchcoat.



I insert a pair of pinstriped trousers.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

You get a stripey safety pin.
 

*Inserts himself into the slot*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

You get stuck in the machine!

 

*inserts face*

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you get a 

 

 

come here Sniper. don;t make this harder then it needs to be

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/eb/Sniper_helpme01.wav?t=20100625222405

 

*attepts to stuff him in the vending machine*

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f0/Sniper_paincrticialdeath01.wav?t=20121023234742

 

there we go

 

 

*inserts the Sniper*

Edited December 15, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Gets an owl.

I place in the same owl, with some fish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a dolphin.



I insert a star-spangled banner (that isn't necessarily the USA flag)

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you get a book stating every event taking place in the Revolutionary War

 

Inserts the Declaration of Independents 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a declaration of war.

 

*Inserts weaponry.*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a dove flying out of a broken, decaying cage.

I place in a well-preserved nest from the same dove.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you get a well preserved nest from a bunch of angry wasp that are still inside

 

inserts an addicting game

[Ponitten 43]

You get a kitten geek

*insert cat food*

[FoxOsprey 46]

you get bitten by a cat

 

* Inserts Ed Milliband

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get the dreaded Farageatron - now you must gain the aie of Europetimus Prime to beat him back.



I insert Britain First.

[FoxOsprey 46]

First you get Britain; then the rest of the world

 

* Inserts nothing

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You receive a small gust of air.

 

*Forcefully pushes in a Deathclaw's Hand*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Draugr Wight.



I insert a Witcher.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a witch.

 

*Inserts a MLP episode*

[DJShy 873]

*YOU RECEIVE A LPS EPISODE*

 

 

**Inserts Disney's Miley Cyrus**