The Vending Machine.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get the world's oldest Coke.

 

*inserts GTA V*

[VinylLover 20]

you get a half eaten samich

 

*inserts 8-inch floppy disk*

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get an AOL disc

 

*inserts beer*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get an incredibly annoying and cheesy voice recording reminding you to not drink and drive.

 

*Inserts a pencil.*

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

You get a fanfic written by a twelve-year-old girl.

 

*inserts cookie*

[hopkey123 640]

You get headphones. 'Insert a CD'

[superdogz1999 551]

You got Carolina Reaper Flavoured Potato Chips

'Insert a whole lot of Australian 10 cent coins'

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a handful of 2p pieces.



I insert a Finger of Fudge.

[Skye-42 27]

You get shadows that shift in the corner of your eye and voices in your head that whisper static...

 

*Inserts flower crown*

[The Professor...8D 823]

Gets a Hula Dancer......................

 

 

 

 

Inserts a multidimensional Point in space........................

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a singularity.

 

*Inserts a differential equation.*

[DJShy 872]

*You receive 2+2=fish*

 

*inserts my DeviantART*

 

http://djshy3.deviantart.com/

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get my deviantArt.
http://eggmanstudio.deviantart.com/




I insert a bottle of J20. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J2O

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You get liquid uranium. Don't question it.

 

 

*Inserts Miraak's mask*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a big shield, filled with dust and cobwebs.

I place into the now-rusty Vending Machine a grandfather clock; I hope it is still working by now ...

[DJShy 872]

*You receive dust, as the vending machine hasn't been used in so long. Maybe next time*

 

*Inserts Peridot from Steven Universe*

[Vulcan 3,254]

*You get a key chain of the OC, Quartz Aegis, in a chibified form*

 

 

 

*Inserts Dubloon*

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

*You get a one eyed rainbow*

 

"by VIIStar"

 

*Inserts a pair of loaded dice*

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

*You get five aunts (no, not ants) and a domino*

 

*Inserts melted igloos*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You get a cup of water with a little bit of sugar sprinkled into it.

 

*Inserts Strange Balloon Sword*

[Moonlit_Night 223]

you get a badda** metal sword

 

*inserts said sword*

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

*Congratulations!  You've won Boneless 3!*

 

*Inserts rocks from Mars*

[Dapper Charmer 591]

You get 5 kilos of cheese.

 

*Inserts a duck*

[Stormlight 1,371]

Congrats! You get a chicken.

 

*inserts a teddy bear*

[Vulcan 3,254]

*The bear exits back but this time, It looks a bit different...It feels...Alive*

 

 

*Insert a lottery ticket I found in the bus*

Edited January 14, 2016 by Vulcan