The Vending Machine.

[Derpy Derper 87]

Gets a 3Ds. *Inserts a piece of glass*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Receives a paper cut.

 

Inserts an Inflatable Tube Man.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Recieves zip-lock bag of air

 

*Inserts nuka-cola cap*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Receives a bottle cap opener.

 

Inserts a jar of acid.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Recieves scratched C.D.

 

*Inserts parking ticket*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Receives Stanley's photo album.

 

Inserts a Pikaqiu.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Gets glowstick

 

*Inserts dubstep*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Receives a paper shredder.

 

Inserts a murder weapon.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get moths.

 

I throw in some firecrackers.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

gets fire safety citation

 

*Inserts deal with it glasses*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Receives a beehive.

 

Inserts a gas can.

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

Out comes a very bad smell.

 

I insert a chocolate coin xD

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

Receives chocolate bunny

 

*Insert dank memes*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*Recieves stale memes*

 

 

*Inserts blue shovel and a blue, horned helmet*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Receives Dig Dug.

 

Inserts the hot dog from Hot Dog Hero.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a salad bowl.

 

I put the salad bowl back into the Machine.

[Sunny Fox 5,935]

You get a word salad.

 

I insert two different flavours of vanilla.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a sundae.

 

I place the entire Crystal Empire Royal Family: Cadance, Shining, and Skyla, along with Twilight and Flash.

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

Who's Skyla? anyways, flurry heart pops out.

 

I insert my riku plushie

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

I hope you and Discord will enjoy watching and filming this resulting catastrophe, because you get:

 

A herd of Cadances on unicycles, all of them dressed as clowns and Riku (I don't know who he/she is), who are out to ship every single pony that they see

A herd of alicorn Shining Armors, decked fully in armor, who eat every last porcelain plate, vase, and corndog they find

A flock of alicorn Twilights who think like ducks, and tear the very fabric of reality apart

A flock of Flash Sentries that can cause the greatest storm when they are together

A bigger pigeon flock of Skylas and Flurry Hearts for all the Cadances and Shining Armors to adopt -- maybe you can use them to distract the Princesses and Princes of Love, if you see them coming for you!

 

I capture one of each (including one Skyla, and one Flurry Heart), and throw them into the Machine, with six McFlurries for each of them to use.

 

 

Who's Skyla? anyways, flurry heart pops out.

 

I insert my riku plushie

 

Princess Skyla was an alicorn in the "So Soft Newborns" toys (an official product), but she did not become canon.

Edited October 15, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Lil Pip 775]

You get a penny with the year '1' on it.

 

I insert a sweet-tart. Mmm tasty.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You get six buckets, each containing one of the six ponies: Cadance, Shining Armor, Flurry Heart, Skyla, Twilight, and Flash.

 

I leave a white wolf into the machine, and the penny with the year "1" too.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

You get a white furry penny.

 

*inserts a furry white nickel*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

The same white wolf I placed in earlier finally runs out of the Machine.

 

I place in the Heartman.

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

you get patrick

 

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