You are battling the avatar above you, who would win?

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Hey guys! Bring me that Null Ray from that Starscream we downed ages ago!

FIRE!

 

Zero ripoff is dead. 

 

And I'd just eat ze bacon

Edited February 1, 2013 by ~Хаотичан Четник~

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Ew, I hate bacon(no seriously, I do!)! *Feeds you to one of my friends who is CRAZY for bacon*

[Npatterson10 5]

I dont see how you can win so.... *throws beacon in a volcano

 

Allrighty this will be easy..

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

I thought I killed you with that null ray.

Oh well, fire again. 

 

Zero ripoff = short circuited!

[Npatterson10 5]

Except I'm a person in some armor

And I'm not even related to zero...

Slash, slice, slash. you're dead now.

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Oh cool.

Bring on the big guns guys, drop the napalm and thermite!

[Npatterson10 5]

Ok.... *turns visor on* Wow thermite is so pretty! I bet you will never guess that I am heat proof....

*flies up and kicks the plane's wing off and crashes your squad*

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Ember_star 229]

I shouldnt fight you...

Edited February 1, 2013 by Ember_star

[Npatterson10 5]

Thats a wise choice :3

[Ember_star 229]

I still wont fight you...

[Npatterson10 5]

Hahaha, I bet you will if I take my armor off.

 

Model H: Pffft you dont take it off I have to friggin process like 9 things then remove it...

Shut up...

Model H: Bro I wish your sister got me

I'm glad she didnt this is fun.

Model H: Yea thats why you let Neo Arcadia get totaled didnt you?

Shhh SHhhhhh SHHHHHHHHH

Model H: I still love you :3

But your a robot....

Model H: well I'm attached to your brain and haven't killed you yet even though your a total derp.

I guess you do love me.

Model H: your just saying that so I wont kill you arent you?

Umm. 

Model H: ok stop talking to the robot in your helmet k?

Ok....

 

 

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Ember_star 229]

Maybe

[Vicke 3,189]

Hmm, Gaara or that guy from FMA...

[Ember_star 229]

Id win

[Npatterson10 5]

You got a total win streak of 1.

 

 

Id win

Dont be so sure.....

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Fuck this. Guys, to the bunker! 

*hides in Rtanj mountain*

*nuclear alarm sounds*

Operation: Don't Fuck with Serbia initiate!

The 100 MT bomb " Четничка крв" fell on the super soldier guy.

Not even his gay visor protected him.

Even if he somehow survived with the help of magics, he'd soon (a few minutes soon) die of radiation poisoning.

[Npatterson10 5]

I'll just fly to the bunker and open the hatch and slash the top of and fly to the other half of equestria before it goes off. 

Dont fuck with Npatt.

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Ember_star 229]

Do do do....dont mind me

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

The thing is, you can't fly into a mountain. A force-field protected mountain.

 

The unicorn squad has force fields.

 

Also, you can't just "slash the top off" of a bomb.

 

Even if you did, you'd be exposed to plutonium, uranium, neptunium, adamantium and many other radioactive substances - you'd die in a matter of minutes and the army would be left unscathed because you technically defused the bomb by slashing it open.

Edited February 1, 2013 by ~Хаотичан Четник~

[Npatterson10 5]

And on my way across the world I notice ember and grab him and get him to safety.

 

The thing is, you can't fly into a mountain. A force-field protected mountain.

 

The unicorn squad has force fields.

 

Also, you can't just "slash the top off" of a bomb.

 

Even if you did, you'd be exposed to plutonium, uranium, neptunium, adamantium and many other radioactive substances - you'd die in a matter of minutes and the army would be left unscathed because you technically defused the bomb by slashing it open.

I slashed of the top of the bunker,

I flew strait through the force field, shattering everyponies horns,

 I flew over the mountains,

Any questions?

And even if I couldnt break through the FF then wouldnt they be frantically running away lowering the force field because they have no bunker?

Edited February 1, 2013 by Npatterson10

[Ember_star 229]

thanks! im still not gunna attack you yet.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

"On your way across the world"?

 

You're long dead, radiation is a baaad baaad thing, and us Serbians are still alive because we're actually intelligent.

[Npatterson10 5]

I edited my last post, go see why your screwed.

[Ember_star 229]

 run away! AHHHHH

Edited February 1, 2013 by Ember_star

[Npatterson10 5]

Whatever your running away from I guess I'll help :3