Ask Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

 

 

Yeah, so like, I'm Diamond Tiara.

I'm Silver Spoon!

We're here to answer your questions. Even if you're a blank flank. Or a traitor like Babs.

Yeah, but try not to be total jerks, okay? Cause our dads are rich.

And don't ask us about gross stuff or ask us to look at your Tumblrs. *Tch* As if we would touch a computer with our own hooves anyway.

Our servants are doing all this for us. I really like my maid though. She's super nice and she always brings me hot chocolate when I'm--

Gimme a break, Silver, nopony wants to hear about that!

=_='

So go ahead already and ask about me. I mean, us.

Edited December 24, 2012 by TailsAlone

[Leafeon 2,702]

Sooo... how did you two meet each other anyway?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Now that Twist has her cutie mark, do you guys hang out with her?

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Sooo... how did you two meet each other anyway?

Well, I was just starting my first day of filly school and--

The other fillies were so lame and, ugh, not special that we had to hang out together. Mutual protection.

They kind of made fun of me, so--

Silver, who's telling this story?!

Well, I thought we both were...

Look, just let me. And they gave us a hard time for having our cutie marks so early. Can you believe that?! So I helped her out. And we came up with our own special hoofshake we didn't do with anyone else: bump...

Bump...

Sugar lump RUMP!

......And that's how Equestria was MADE!

O_O

O_O

 

Now that Twist has her cutie mark, do you guys hang out with her?

That nerd?!

I know! And she's, like, studying ALL the time. So boring.

All she cares about is school and her precious candy sticks. Well, I guess if that's all you have...

They are really good, though.

What?

Twist's candy sticks...

Whatever. >_<

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

So why exactly don't you like blank flanks? You guys were blank flanks to.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

So why exactly don't you like blank flanks? You guys were blank flanks to.

Um... <_< Hey, what do you know about it anyway?!

Yeah! That's different.

Right. At least we didn't make a big deal about it. We act special because we are special. They're always yelling and jumping around like foals, like nopony will notice they don't have any special talents. And they totally ruined my Cute-ceanera!

Well, didn't you say we were inviting Apple Bloom just to make fun of--

*AHEM!* Don't interrupt Silver. So that's the answer. They bother us.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

They bother you huh? Ok. How did you get your cutie mark Silver Spoon.I don't really care how Diamond got hers.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

They bother you huh? Ok. How did you get your cutie mark Silver Spoon.I don't really care how Diamond got hers.

Excuse me??

Um, well, my family runs museums and they sell a lot of antiques and stuff...and I guess I always kind of knew if it was real or not, or how old it was and how many bits it was worth. I help my dad a lot.

*crosses arms, taps hoof*

I got my cutie mark when these shady ponies tried to sell my parents a fake dinner set that they said was before the Nightmare Moon era and I showed them it was, like...

*pfft* Totally NOT.

Yeah! I could tell just by looking at it. I think their names were Flem and Flum or something like that. I even knew that Diamond's tiara wasn't real!

Hey!! Don't tell them that!

Well, you have a real one. You just leave it at home.

Anyway...I don't care if they want to hear it or not. I got MY cutie mark because I know how to manage money! Everypony thinks being rich is so easy. Umm, no. Do you know how hard it is to hold onto all those bits?! Ponies will steal everything from you if you're not careful. And my mom would spend every bit my father gave her if I didn't stop her. And he's so busy making appearances and keeping his books that, um...

We have plenty of time to hang out and be better than everypony else!

Yeah... I mean, whatever. Quit hugging me.

-_-

Edited December 14, 2012 by TailsAlone

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Intriguing.    So you two are best friends right? Do you believe in the magic of friendship?

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Are you aware that the photograph you published of Princess Celestia in the Ponyville Express could be filed as Subonea of Sedition, which carries a life sentence in prison?

[Betez 1,734]

What did the Cutie Mark Crusaders ever do to you?

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Intriguing.    So you two are best friends right? Do you believe in the magic of friendship?

I think I've heard of that somewhere before...

PUH-LEEZ. Do I look like some weirdo librarian who writes letters all day? No. Are you, Silver?

Umm...no...

Bring in a million bits a year and then you'll make friends just like magic. That's what my daddy said once. LOL!

Are you aware that the photograph you published of Princess Celestia in the Ponyville Express could be filed as Subonea of Sedition, which carries a life sentence in prison?

Watch it, nerd. That's nothing compared to the dirt I could have published about her. That was my next assignment for Gabby Gums before they spoiled everything. Did you know that--

*covers her mouth* Um, what Diamond really means is that she's really sorry about that.

Mmmmfff?!

Hahahahaha...okay, moving on.

What did the Cutie Mark Crusaders ever do to you?

Like, I'm gonna give you a hint. It's the post between #5 and #7.

*giggles* That was mean, Diamond.

I know. I'm so awesome.

Totally. And by the way, also because it's kinda fun.

I'm gonna be WAY nicer than I should be and give you some advice. If you don't do it to them, they do it to you. And it's not getting done to me again, got it?

...

Edited January 4, 2013 by TailsAlone

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

I think I've heard of that somewhere before... PUH-LEEZ. Do I look like some weirdo librarian who writes letters every day? No. Are you, Silver? Umm...no... Bring in a million bits a year and then you'll make friends just like magic. That's what my daddy said once. LOL!

Haven't you heard that money can't buy happiness?

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Haven't you heard that money can't buy happiness?

Yeah, but it can buy things that make you happy.

Um...except for me, right?

Huh?

Well, you didn't pay me to be your friend.

Cut me some slack, Silver Spoon. I didn't have a regular allowance yet. And it's not like you needed the money.

But my point is...hey, where are you going?

I've got to find Praiseworthy. I need a hooficure so bad it's not funny. Be right back.

Y-you're leaving me alone with them?!

Relax, Silver. They can't hurt you. You're with me. We'd sue their pants off. (Why do they wear pants anyway?) *door shuts*

Uh-oh. Er...hi?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Yeah, but it can buy things that make you happy.

Um...except for me, right?

Huh?

Well, you didn't pay me to be your friend.

Cut me some slack, Silver Spoon. I didn't have a regular allowance yet. And it's not like you needed the money.

But my point is...hey, where are you going?

I've got to find Praiseworthy. I need a hooficure so bad it's not funny. Be right back.

Y-you're leaving me alone with them?!

Relax, Silver. They can't hurt you. You're with me. We'd sue their pants off. (Why do they wear pants anyway?) *door shuts*

Uh-oh. Er...hi?

Ah finally, we're alone. So, what do you usually do on weekends?

[Leafeon 2,702]

Why did you let Babs into your group momentarily if she was a blank then? How do you make fun of blank flanks when one of your friends is one?

 

Ah finally, we're alone. So, what do you usually do on weekends?

Oh hai.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Oh hai.

Um...hi

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Ah finally, we're alone. So, what do you usually do on weekends?

When I'm not hanging out with Diamond? I, um...I go shopping and stuff...my mom and I do a lot of antiquing and collecting. It's mostly for the galleries but some of the stuff we just have to keep. And I have relatives in Canterlot I visit sometimes.

Why did you let Babs into your group momentarily if she was a blank then? How do you make fun of blank flanks when one of your friends is one?

Don't tell Diamond I told you this, but it's not really about them being blank flanks. I mean, they totally are, but...well, Diamond has a lot of reasons.

Babs seemed kinda like that too, and she was fun to hang out with for a while. 'Till she went all uncool on us, I mean. Talk about ungrateful. Every time Diamond  gives somepony a chance...well, I shouldn't talk about her so much.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

When I'm not hanging out with Diamond? I, um...I go shopping and stuff...my mom and I do a lot of antiquing and collecting. It's mostly for the galleries but some of the stuff we just have to keep. And I have relatives in Canterlot I visit sometimes.

That's nice. Are you close with your parents?

[DJShy 873]

If you were forced to turn into one of the CMC, who would you rather turn into? (in other words, who do you hate the least?)

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

That's nice. Are you close with your parents?

Yeah! I wish I could see my dad a little more. He's always bidding on art or running the museum in Canterlot. We used to live there, but we moved because Mom wanted me to go to school in Ponyville. It's been...erm, nice. I wish I knew more ponies here, but I'm afraid they won't like me because I hang out with Diamond. I know nopony likes her except me, but they don't really understand her. She's my best friend in the world. When I'm with her, I feel like nopony can hurt me.

If you were forced to turn into one of the CMC, who would you rather turn into? (in other words, who do you hate the least?)

Um...don't tell Diamond, but sometimes I wish I could be Scootaloo for a day. She's not scared of anything! She says whatever she feels like and kind of runs around Ponyville doing anything she wants. Diamond makes jokes about that, but I think it's cool.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Yeah! I wish I could see my dad a little more. He's always bidding on art or running the museum in Canterlot. We used to live there, but we moved because Mom wanted me to go to school in Ponyville. It's been...erm, nice. I wish I knew more ponies here, but I'm afraid they won't like me because I hang out with Diamond. I know nopony likes her except me, but they don't really understand her. She's my best friend in the world. When I'm with her, I feel like nopony can hurt me.

So your saying there's more to her than meets the eye? Do tell.

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

So your saying there's more to her than meets the eye? Do tell.

Well...um...I don't think she would want me to--

Geez. You guys are, like, still in here?!

OH! H-hi, Diamond Tiara!! ...I thought you were getting a hooficure?

I can't find Praiseworthy anywhere! I don't get it. I was yelling his name through the whole house. It's like he's avoiding me or something.

Don't be silly! Why would anypony ever avoid you?

I know. Hey Silver, are these weirdos bothering you? Cause I'll totally tell them to gallop out of here.

No, it's okay. They're really nice.

Oh...well. duh. They're nice to you. <_<

Well, maybe if you said something nice to them...

Yeah right! Like that ever works. And do you know what that would do to me if word got out?!

I won't tell! I promise! And they can't tell, because they're from another world and stuff. Please?

Umm...oh horseapples. Fine, quit your whining. *turns toward forums* Uh...something nice. Um...okay. You guys don't smell. At least, I can't smell you from here. THERE, Silver. So they're going to bow down and kiss my hooves now, right?

Well...not quite yet. But they might ask you something a little nicer! I hope. *turns to you*

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Well...um...I don't think she would want me to--

Geez. You guys are, like, still in here?!

OH! H-hi, Diamond Tiara!! ...I thought you were getting a hooficure?

I can't find Praiseworthy anywhere! I don't get it. I was yelling his name through the whole house. It's like he's avoiding me or something.

Don't be silly! Why would anypony ever avoid you?

I know. Hey Silver, are these weirdos bothering you? Cause I'll totally tell them to gallop out of here.

No, it's okay. They're really nice.

Oh...well. duh. They're nice to you. <_<

Well, maybe if you said something nice to them...

Yeah right! Like that ever works. And do you know what that would do to me if word got out?!

I won't tell! I promise! And they can't tell, because they're from another world and stuff. Please?

Umm...oh horseapples. Fine, quit your whining. *turns toward forums* Uh...something nice. Um...okay. You guys don't smell. At least, I can't smell you from here. THERE, Silver. So they're going to bow down and kiss my hooves now, right?

Well...not quite yet. But they might ask you something a little nicer! I hope. *turns to you*

Oh hey Diamond. Silver and I were just talking about relatives. Would you say your close with your parents? also do you have any siblings we don't know about?

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Oh hey Diamond. Silver and I were just talking about relatives. Would you say your close with your parents? also do you have any siblings we don't know about?

Well...*shuffles hooves* Look, I can't help it if my dad is gone all the time. He's got money to make! He's...really busy, that's all.

My mom buys me anything I want. Even some stuff I don't want. I have to stop her from doing it. And would it kill her to ask me how my day went? Not that I need her to or anything!

Yeah, that would be lame.

Totally! Who needs that?

...........

But...she's supposed to ask me.

Yeah...

And siblings? Like I'm that lucky! I wish. Then somepony else could stop Mom from spending all Dad's money.