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How 'bout you take that armour off and set off my party cannon ;)


'The dark lord was stood in front of his throne of lies and deceit and he was playing the violin.
He looked towards them, a tear rolling down his cheek.
"Why don't you stay a while and listen as all turns to dust at the hands of my son?" his voice as soft as silk........'

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You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.  ;)

 

 

(I looked it up on google to see if I could find any pictures of a hot laptop and turns out MY PICK UP LINE IS NOT ORIGINAL! T.T)

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Credit to Генерал Четник for Avatar

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Do you have a jersey?  Because I need your name and number.  

 


#1 Asuka fanboy.  

Signature created by Thunder Bolt.

 

Former names:   Dash Is Best Pony, TrixieLover97, and Twilightlicious 666

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I see we're doing cheesy pickup lines.

Here i go.

 

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-see.


"It's either Blue Cheese with wings or go fuck your mother!"- Joey"CoCo"Diaz

"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all." - Gen James 'MadDog' Mattis USMC

 

 

 

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You are an attractive person that I would take out for a nice seafood dinner followed by a trip to the theater where we would watch a romantic comedy starring the likes of Tina Fey and/or Steve Carrell.

(Believe it or not, I've actually gotten a date out of that line.)


oOo RIP Forums Writing Centre ;_; oOo

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