flirt with the avatar/user above you!

[Umbra Thunderwing 82]

How 'bout you take that armour off and set off my party cannon

[Strawberry Tart 161]

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop. 

 

 

(I looked it up on google to see if I could find any pictures of a hot laptop and turns out MY PICK UP LINE IS NOT ORIGINAL! T.T)

Edited December 24, 2012 by Strawberry Tart

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Do you have a jersey?  Because I need your name and number.  

 

[Yourmomsponies 444]

I see we're doing cheesy pickup lines.

Here i go.

 

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-see.

[Just some guy 1,070]

So you're a master of the Thu'um?

 

I can show you how to really shout sometime.

[Standard User 2,127]

You are an attractive person that I would take out for a nice seafood dinner followed by a trip to the theater where we would watch a romantic comedy starring the likes of Tina Fey and/or Steve Carrell.

(Believe it or not, I've actually gotten a date out of that line.)

[ShyForever 282]

Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!

[Danger Wasp 114]

Wanna join the DUBmuffin crew? we got personal showers with warm relaxing water, wanna try them out together?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

What's your favourite thing about space?

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

 

Blue's gonna be so pissed at me for this! XD

Hey Blue?  Wanna go make some purple?

[Pinkie D Pie 1,035]

Ah I see you are Molestia's apprentice. How about we let you get some practice up in the room. 

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Trixie isn't so great and powerful without a bed.

 

Hey Blue?

Wanna make some purple?

Yes.

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Hey cutie pie, let's go have our own private party :3

Edited December 25, 2012 by ~ds8~

[CloudsdaleCompanion 342]

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

Here's how Molestia taught me to do it :3

[Roi 100]

I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight . 

 

[Victor van Dort 202]

[Roi 100]

      

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

 

[Mephala 2,633]

Hey, wanna have a peek at my Bouffalants?

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

"Not the bees."

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

It's a good thing I have library card because, I'm so checking you out honey buns.

[Concord 1,980]

The Moon, Has rissen.

 

[Steve 290]

you turn my floppy disc into a hard drive