The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they're all mine and you can't have them.

 

I wish mine turtles weren't real. They're so cute, how could you allow them to just KAPOOYA like that?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but I re-create them to spite you.

I wish LeatherBehlt didn't live in a trailer park with hippies.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, however, it destroys asdfmovies 5 and 6, and removes all media involving them.

 

 

 

I wish that I never wished this.

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but you said wish and can't be undone.

I wish that people who have F's in school can automaticly go to the 12th grade.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they don't, as the school begins sending death threats telling them not to.

 

I wish I could land all 95s and above in school this year.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but next year you don't understand what you are being taught.

 

 

 

I wish that the East Staines Massiv never existed

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, now nothing exists... Nuff said.

I wish Dolores Umbridge died in the fith book.

Edited April 7, 2013 by Eureka

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but she's replaced by someone even worse.

 

 

 

I wish that I could do a better American accent.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, however you are asked by lots if people how to get an American accent like yours, so you now can't get any rest at all.

 

 

I wish that I wished this

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, But now you defied a mysterious logic and everyone is jealous and they hate you.

 

I wish I was on broadway.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you are a homeless person on broadway who lives outside the Starbucks on 50th (I think it was) and 8th.

 

 

I wish that I wished that I didn't wish this wish.

Edited April 7, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Eureka 1,119]

Is this some sort of Paradox?

I wish to never wish again.

Edited April 12, 2013 by Eureka

[Zim 2]

Granted but you actually made a wish

 

I wish for 2 more wishes

I wish that you wouldn't modify the next wish

I wish for WORLD DOMINATIOOOON!

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but everything gets destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

 

 

I wish that this wish was a wish that wished for this wished wish to have never been wished.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted your wishes

I wish ponies loved me

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you get raped by people shouting "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!"

 

I wish that I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

[Shift 4,272]

Granted, BUT THEY CHUCK YOU.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but infinite wishes stop other people from wishing, causing everything to go to s***

 

 

 

I wish that this wish was a wish that I wished would never be wished because it's a wish that shouldn't be wished because I wished it in my wish that the wish that I am wishing was never wished.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted all of yours

I wish slainesbrony would go away

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted! slainesbrony never existed!

 

 

 

 

I wish Midnight fallen would go away.

[Midnight fallen 6]

No grant

Can Stainesbrony plz die

[Zim 2]

Wish granted, he changed his name to ponyhater

 

I wish for ____

[Vexxy 134]

Granfslkated ERROR ERROR YOU RECIEVE ----

 

I wish UK Netflix had more movies.

[Midnight fallen 6]

I don't work for them sorry

I wish people loved me but I don't wanna get hurt or have sex

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. They love you so much they just have to eat you.
 

I wish people would stop making stupid wishes (I am staring at you slainesbrony. Seriously, it got old very quickly!).