The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but the corn is rotten, and the salad has maggots on it.

I wish that you would not grant my not granted ungranted wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I don't like paradoxes so no wish for you.

 

I wish I had a jet pack.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it doesn't work.

 

I wish for the badgers to be saved.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but in exchange Weebl dies.

 

I wish that Applebl00b would see this post.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but thier computer and phone loose power all of a sudden, and there are no outlets nearby or charge cables.

I wish that Halo 5 would come out already

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but Apllebl00b for some reason does not like it.

 

I wish I could think of something better to wish for.

 

Ninja'd.

 

Anyway, granted. But then after that, you are told they are not making them anymore.

 

I wish to wish for something better to wish for.

Edited May 27, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but you wish for something that you do not want to wish for

I wish that Equestria Girls was out already

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you overestimate it and you dislike it.

 

I wish for a girlfriend.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, you get a girlfriend, but she turns out to be a b*itch

I wish for a new MSI laptop.

[Pony_Swag 18]

Granted, but breaks during its first use.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

Edited May 27, 2013 by Pony_Swag

[Xievie 498]

Granted. Unfortunately it was much smaller than you had hoped.

 

I wish I had a maid.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but you're too heavy and it rips in half

 

I wish for World Peace

 

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

Granted, but she only serves your dog

 

I still wish for World Peace

Edited May 27, 2013 by ~Proton~

[Xievie 498]

Granted. Anything capable of hurting somebody IN ANY WAY disappears.

The earth and everything on it disappeared.

 

I wish my pony could fly.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. It flies away and you never find it again.

 

 

 

I wish that I could go to New Zealand again

[Zalgo 593]

Wish granted, but when you get there it is struck by famines, insect swarms, droughts, floods, tornadoes, etc.

 

I wish I had tons of candy!

Edited May 27, 2013 by Zalgo

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you're crushed under it

 

I wish my feet were warmer

[Leatherbehlt 465]

... *giggles about foot* (ask someone on the Friday night movie stream, you'll get it)

 

I wish for deodorant that won't wear off after 2 hours.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, it's transformed into lubricant

 

I wish i understood the foot joke

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but then you don't like it.

 

I wish to be able to have five video games for free, legally.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, the game industry dies and no more games are made

 

I wish i weren't dying

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted 

 

You got five copies of  

 

 

 

Ninjad

 

Granted you arent dying anymore cause you are dead.

 

I wish I was fish

Edited May 27, 2013 by Trixies #1 Assistant Leoc

[Lostwanderer 367]

You wish you posted no wish, granted but you were ninjad

 

I continue to wish i weren't dying

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but since you ninja'd someone, I have sent a group of 83 ninja's to assassinate you.

 

I wish I was a ninja.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you ninja everyone in the forum games and then everypony turns against you and beats you down.

 

I wish to lead an army of ninjas for the shits and giggles.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the shits and giggles are taken by a ninja.

 

I wish for peace on Aureaxas.