The Corrupted Wish Game

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Darn it, forgot my wish. Apologies.

 

Granted, but you can't hit anything in anything else, including real life.

I wish I could travel back in time and meet some interesting historical figures.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Granted, but you can only say "Hi" before the spear goes through your heart.

 

I wish I was never supply blocked in Starcraft.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but any attempt to do anything else fails miserably.

 

I wish I knew what I should wish for.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's a donut.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for, too.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, your dead.... thats a weird wish...

 

i wish my wish didnt get corrupted.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Your last wish was not corrupted. However, Pinkie didn't want to be friends with you, which is something I can't change... oh well.

 

I wish for a better bowling ball.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted-- Oh wait, you said bowling ball, not trolling ball,... Whoops...

 

I wish I knew what kind of computer processor to look for...

[Twi Rubix 726]

Granted, but can't find anything else in life.

 

I wish..... Hah! I don't wish anything!

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

You wish for nothing? You will cease to exist

 

I wish for Fluttershy

[Robojot 152]

you get a flutterbitch instead

 

i wish i was good in starcraft 2

[EldarSteve 119]

Granted. But no one will play with you

 

I wish for nothing.

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

you get a flutterbitch instead

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD8lv7IhajE

 

Flutterbitch is still cute <3

 

 

Granted. But no one will play with you

 

I wish for nothing.

 

You just wished yourself out of existence

 

I wish for this game to end.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, you have nothing now.

 

i wish i could draw ponies.

[Robojot 152]

granted but none likes them

 

wish i could live without glasses

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, but your eyesight actually gets worse.

 

I wish to be ruler of the world forever.

Edited February 23, 2012 by Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted but everyone is dead and gone becouse of the gasses.

 

i wish i could use magic like twilight.

[RedAce18 0]

granted but everyone is dead and gone becouse of the gasses.

 

i wish i could use magic like twilight.

 

Granted, but you have no control over what is cast or when.

I wish I lived in Equestria

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted, you used to live in Equestria, but have no memories.

 

I wish to be friends with the Mane 6.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted. You are now friends with six wigs of hair.

 

I wish my pen would stop running out of ink.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It continually leaks now.

 

I wish I knew what to draw.

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

Granted, but you don't know what to write now

 

I wish I would pass my todays exam

[Legendary Emerald 622]

Granted. Unfortunately, you took the wrong exam in the wrong class in the wrong building in the wrong school. But you passed it!

 

I wish Kappa Mikey hadn't been cancelled.

Edited February 24, 2012 by Legendary Emerald

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the show's quality declined horribly until it became a laughingstock.

 

I wish I wish for a delicious fish.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, its delisious but its still poisoned

 

i wish luna got a verry special somepony!

[Arkane 270]

granted. luna gets a very special somepony. and by special I mean: a drunkard pony who only listens to metal.

 

I wish for a wish that is not actually a wish but then it is a wish only if a wish is a wish of a wish is a wish of a certain wish that is specifically and generally not a wish but actually is.