The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it is severely corrupted.

 

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

ERROR, INCOMPATIBLE WISH. CORRUPTED SAVE PLEASE RELAUNCH WISH.EXE

 

I wish for a filly twilight sparkle

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted, but she's 10000 times bigger than she should be and she crushes you.


I wish people stopped getting crushed by stuff...

[Aaramus 449]

Granted, I turned off gravity...might cause a few other issues though.

I wish I had some actual motivation to make some art!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, you have plenty of motivation. However, you have no time. Or space.

 

I wish for a nice long shower of CHAOS!

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! You're now completely buried in Chaos Emeralds.

 

 

I wish for cream buns and donuts and fruit cake with no nuts, so good you could go nuts!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it's all rotten.

 

I wish for you to read this.

Edited July 22, 2013 by ÷Zero

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! But I have no idea what it says. I don't speak Invisiblish.

 

 

I wish George Carlin could be brought back to life.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted, Turns to a zombie

 

I wish CinemaBrony could of saw what Zero wished for as it clearly stated "I wish for you to read this"

[Aries Flare 11]

Granted but now he's blind.

I wish the Rainbow Factory was shut down for good.

[Toa of Ponies 259]

Granted, but it reopens as Yrotaf Woniar and resumes business as usual

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

There's nothing to corrupt.

 

I wish for a tiny bicycle.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Granted, You crush it when you try to ride it.

 

I wish for Fluttershy to be real.

Edited July 29, 2013 by mrbman9001

[squareyes 153]

I present to you Futashy!

 

I wish to have a beautiful girlfriend.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but she's so hot, you burst into flames whenever you look at her.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Aries Flare 11]

Granted but it explodes.

I wish for more pieces of pizza

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted but they explode.

 

I wish season 4 of MLP:FiM was here.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted but final season

 

I wish summer break to be longer

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, summer break is now called "The break in between two school grades".

 

I wish for MLP:FiM to be a bit darker when there's villans.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, the target demographic no longer enjoy it, and so it gets cancelled.

 

I wish for more cats. (7 is not enough).

[Arsen 108]

Granted but there are only 6 and you seen realize they are merely dogs in cat costumes.

 

I wish that Rarity would get her own episode in Season 4. 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But it gets ruined because of soccer moms.

 

I wish mashed potatoes could grow on trees.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they're all infested with maggots and bad bacteria.

 

I wish to go bowling.

Edited July 30, 2013 by Roman Bellic

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted slips down the bowling lane and gets stuck

 

I wish to be rich!

Edited July 30, 2013 by Crystal Empire

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

The world goes communist right after.

 

I wish I could time travel to the future.