The Corrupted Wish Game

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but none of the people who know you think positively of you.

 

I wish I would stop making food and then forgetting I just made some food and then making more food and forgetting about that food.

Edited March 10, 2012 by Tumorfist

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but after stopping you start just plain getting food and die of starvation

 

I wish I weren't getting so tired

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. You can never sleep again.

 

I wish I could get tired. I feel like I'm on powerthirst.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted. your tired behond awakening.

 

i wish i could play piano.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but then you lose your arms to frostbite.

 

I wish I could finish all the homework in 1 hour.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Granted, but then you lose your arms to frostbite.

 

I wish I could finish all the homework in 1 hour.

 

(awesome i can play piano without hands!!!)

 

Granted. but then it gets burned.

 

i wish i could dance!

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but your suffer a serious injury and you have to have your legs amputated.

 

II wish the internet would go faster.

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Granted, but I also took the liberty of resurrecting SOPA and passing it.

 

I wish my wish won't get corrupted.

Edited March 10, 2012 by King of Magikarps

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then someone granted your wish

 

I wish I were better at Skyrim

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then you finish Skyrim so quickly that you don't find it a challenge at all and therefore believes it sucks.

 

I wish I was a MLP pony.

[ZomBrony 347]

granted, but you are Derpy and can't do anything right

 

I wish people would be more specific with their wishes, I think three people have wished to be MLP ponies, but I believe they mean only the mane6

[Znex 936]

Granted, instead they present wishes that are so intricate and so precise without a chance of error that you can't corrupt them and the topic dies.

 

I wish I was a MLP pony of any sort.

Edited March 10, 2012 by Znex

[ZomBrony 347]

well I don`t wanna use Derpy again, Granted, but you are instantly raped by Princess Molestia

 

I wish I knew what caused the glitch that makes question marks into É`s and knew how to fix it

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. But everything else that can glitch, will glitch. Always.

 

I wish i knew how to code.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you only now a little and when you try to help some big company with their coding you fuck shit up real bad and get fired

 

I wish I knew more people on this forum and some in RL

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but everyone you know currently fades out of existence.

 

I wish I could do enchantments irl.

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. but they all magically attack you.

 

I wish my gf didn't hate ponies so I had something to talk about.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Now she HATES ponies and you still have nothing to talk about.

 

I wish Luna was in some more episodes.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but they're the ones where Celestia gets banished to the sun.

 

I wish I could accomplish some semblance of productivity today.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

 

 

Granted, but they're the ones where Celestia gets banished to the sun.

 

That doesn't corrupt my wish; I would love that.

 

Granted, but everything you do impacts everyone's life in the most negative way possible.

 

I wish Disney would put quality back into their productions.

Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

OK then, consider it done. Oh and did I mention that Disney bought Hasbro? (MWHAHAHA!!!)

 

Try enjoying that now!!!

 

I wish August Dvorak was actually successful with his "Convert to the Dvorak" crusade.

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. Now these games are no fun as nopony can type anymore.

 

I wish I was a unicorn.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you're a unicorn in one of the old and bad MLP series.

 

I wish EA had more business ethics and actually cared more about the average consumer than they do about money.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They're generous and charitable, but soon run out of money and go out of business.

 

I wish I was a dragon.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Your killed by Dragonborn and your soul absorbed.

 

I wish for the ability to pause time when needed.

Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist