The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a play button.

 

I wish for a wish.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but you can only wish for a pile of coal.

 

I wish I lived in Equestria.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you live in Everfree Forest and get eaten by a 4-headed Ursa Major

 

I wish I had something better to do then this forum (not saying I don't enjoy it, but this is literally all I have done for the past 5 days)

[Trixies Apprentice L 489]

Granted you can now go to another forum too

 

I wish hasbrowould hurry up with their Trixie episode

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but they hurry too much and it turns out horribly, 99% of bronies defect and start watching Dragonball Z instead

 

I wish I knew of the Plain White T's earlier then I did

[Jadefire 2,796]

(Oops, forgot to corrupt. Fix'd)

Granted, but then a piano drops on you.

 

I wish this Skyrim mod I'm making would stop breaking. :C

Edited March 11, 2012 by Jadefire

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you have to change a bunch of shit and the mod ends up being much less then you wanted

 

I wish I could listen to Plain White T's and Pony songs at the same time

[SailorCardKnight 84]

Granted, but you get one hell of a wicked headache from it.

 

I wish to win the lottery.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you win a LOT of money and go crazy with it then you're quickly broke

 

I wish more of the songs I listened to had better morals

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but you always do the exact opposite of what the song's morals tells you to do.

 

I wish for some Papa John's.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but I don't know what it is so I can't corrupt this wish

 

I wish I hadn't gotten quite as active on these forums as I am

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, you've now never been on this forum.

 

I wish I was immortal.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. That's a curse itself. If you contemplate, you'll realize why I say that.

 

I wish for the world to be destroyed, everyone to die a painful, slow death, everything that was ever beautiful to be corrupted and then destroyed, for the universe to become hell, and absolutely everything that ever existed to be reduced to its most horrid state.

Corrupt that.

Edited March 11, 2012 by Aureity

[Fire_Fly 499]

The SOPA bill returns.

 

I wish for the ability to be in two places at once.

[Aureity 3,055]

The SOPA bill returns.

 

This made my day XD

 

Granted, but then you,being in two places at once, eventually bump into each other and attempts to kill the other half. Being equally strong, both halves end up killing each other at the same time.

 

I wish for a glass of tape in a crater.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but due to Murphy's Law, the glass of tape in a crater became a grater of TASS grapes.

 

I wish, I wish, I was a........bird.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then Pinkamena magically becomes a pegasi and cuts off your wings then makes you into cupcakes

 

I wish I could experience the ROBOT BAR FIGHT that yourfavouritemartian will be singing about after these messages

Edited March 11, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but I have no idea what you're talking about so you would wake up the next day and never remember it =P

 

I wish I was a door

Edited March 11, 2012 by LightningWing

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You are broken in half with a battering ram.

 

I wish I was a turkey.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Happy Thanksgiving, everypony!

 

I wish to fight in the shade.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. You killed by a butt-load of arrows.

 

I wish we didn't have to wait for season 3.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, there will never be a Season 3 (that was just like one of the first posts on here xD)

 

I wish I had a tail.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Your a deer now. In about an hour you'll be shot in the neck and cooked and eaten.

 

I wish LightningWing back to life.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but he'll wish for something else again and probably die again

 

I wish Rainbow Dash was real.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. You die right after she materializes.

 

I wish i could remember that awesome wish i thought of 2 minutes ago.