The Corrupted Wish Game

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is malignant brain tumors.

 

I wish people were more imaginative.

[Znex 936]

Granted, now all the posts are several pages long and each take a while to read

 

I wish there was a planet made entirely out of ice cream

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted but the internal heat from the sheer volume of ice cream melted the inside, resulting in volcanoes of melted ice cream... And it's the flavour you hate.

 

I just gotta know what flavour you hate... Can I wish for that?

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. It's a 500-pound unstable uranium plaque stapled to your toe.

At some point, you are going to learn.

I wish I could stop posting on these sorts of things.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it's because you lost the use of your fingers.

 

I wish I had a ham sandwich.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Uhh,... Granted...? I don't even wanna know why...

 

(HAM is an acronym for "Humans Against Monsters", which makes sense in the Runescape context, but does not in the pony context...)

 

I wish for a crossover between the two things I mentioned.

Edited March 19, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then you get struck by an anvil.

 

I wish I had pyrokinesis (and was also fireproof).

Edited March 19, 2012 by Jadefire

[Aureity 3,055]

Uhh,... Granted...? I don't even wanna know why...

 

(HAM is an acronym for "Humans Against Monsters", which makes sense in the Runescape context, but does not in the pony context...)

 

I wish for a crossover between the two things I mentioned.

 

You play Roonskaip? 0_0

 

@JadeFire, granted. You are now, quite literally, fire.

 

I wish I could eat a sword without being injured or killed.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it tastes awful.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to bee venom.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but it tastes awful.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to bee venom.

 

Granted. You're now allergic to bee honey.

 

I wish I had a poptart.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but it's burnt.

 

I wish my pastry thingie I complained about back in the Banned Thread (and banned Arylett for) wasn't burnt.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but it's burnt.

 

I wish my pastry thingie I complained about back in the Banned Thread (and banned Arylett for) wasn't burnt.

 

Granted, but then it's repossesed.

 

I wish I could go to sleep easily.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Granted, but you only sleep for 2 seconds

 

I wish I had more time to browse the forums

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but you waste that time on homework.

 

I wish I knew why i used quotes for that previous post when it was unneccesary.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you go mad from the revelation.

 

I wish I was better and making fried foods.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Granted, but non-fried food gets burnt easily when you try to cook it

 

I wish it was Friday already

[Znex 936]

Granted, but Rebecca Black's song plays perpetually throughout the day

 

I wish modern music was better than it is now

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but future music ends up sucking.

 

I wish I had a delicious chicken pot pie.

Edited March 19, 2012 by Jadefire

[Discovery Dream 592]

Granted, but all other food is now intolerably disgusting.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. I don't know how breathing with a glass of water above your head would help...

 

I wish I could actually do something about my old dinosaur of a computer that I have laying in my room...

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. But it was destroyed by dynamite.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait for the weekends to watch anime.

Edited March 20, 2012 by ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles

[Znex 936]

Granted, you now have to wait another 50 years

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate on things

Edited March 20, 2012 by Znex

[Discovery Dream 592]

Granted, now you work on projects 24/7.

 

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but you can never do it.

 

I wish this cheese didn't taste like bucking play-doh.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. It now tastes like bucking plasticene.

I wish everyone got what I wished for.