The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Inflation went up 1000%.

 

I wish I did mushrooms when I had the chance.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

It was a poison mushroom from Super Smash Bros and now you're minute forever.

 

I wish nobody in the world had debt

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Every one is a greedy jerk that keeps everything for thierselves.

 

I wish I didn't eat that Grilled Chicken Melt at Whataburger...

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

Time rewinded and a plane landed on you before you bit into it.

 

I wish everyone in the world was friendly to each other.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Everyone is homosexual.

 

I wish Everyone was homosexual.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

WW3 starts because the.US called Russia fat.

 

I wish cancer was extinct

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. The dinosaurs are now un-extict. Watch out for raptors.

 

I wish my soles weren't so calloused.

[hawkflame 3,310]

Granted. Now you have no feet.

 

I wish I had an internship lined up for the summer.

Edited April 12, 2014 by hawkflame

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Internship lined up with Donald Trump.

 

I wish I had more cookies

Edited April 12, 2014 by KelGrym

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

They have raisins.

 

I wish I had internet

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. It's dial-up.

 

I wish I had inititive.

[RED20 289]

Granted, you have the initiative to do absolutely nothing forever.

 

I wish for a bae. ;A:

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's not what you think

 

I wish I could go to the Warped Tour this year.

[Cyber Link 8]

Granted, but you get thrown out half way through!

 

I wish Clone High wasn't canceled.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. MLP is cancelled forever, HASBRO has removed all the fan works from the interweb, the episodes are all lost and deleted and I nicked your wallet as you wail in grief as Clone High is resurrected as a movie and the director is Uwe Boll.

I wish my rotten tooth would just come out!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but all your other teeth also rot.


I wish that I could play Star Wars Battlefront 2015 right now.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but it has DRM, and it suffers the same fate as SimCity 2013. Not only that, Disney also added some of their elements to the game, so it becomes double trouble.

 

I wish Celestia would banish those receiving pork barrel kick back here to the moon...

[Envy Noson 39]

Granted everyone receiving pork barrel are now banish to the moon but you'll lose the taste for pork and meat

 

I wish for today to rain taco from the sky

Edited April 13, 2014 by Envy Noson

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

granted, they have ex-lax in them.

 

i wish i had a drawing tablet!

Edited April 14, 2014 by galaxies

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, whenever you try and use it, you die.

 

I wish for world pieces.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. Pieces of meteor's from a destroyed world crush your house.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Cyber Link 8]

Granted. A world-wide pandemic hits.

 

I wish that people at my school weren't assholes.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted. They're all dead now.

 

I wish Satan came to Earth and created the apocalypse and everyone died.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Granted. He remade the world in his image, tricked man into eating the forbidden fruit, flooded the world but saved Noah and his family, [history repeats exactly as it did the bible] etc, etc,

 

I wish we were all ruled by science.

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but now everypony are robots with no imagination. No more MLP will every come out.

 

I wish I had more time at night to do my art.