The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you still are climbing Blood Mountain, running with Death. (Mastodon reference)

 

 

I wish I could see Mastodon play live.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you're stuck at the back row and can't see them at all.


I wish that college was over already!

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but you don't get a job due to lacking a degree, so you end up in the slums with little money to buy food...

 

I wish I could send the Mane 6 to let the oligarchs ruining my country taste the rainbow...

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the mane 6 then become tyrants.

 

I wish new comic day was everyday.

 

 

Granted, but you're stuck at the back row and can't see them at all.

I don't need to see them, I just need to hear them play the beautiful sludge metal.

[Shenron00 366]

Sure, but any comics that came out the day before are burned, making you have to go to the store every day and buy them before they're gone. And I mean every-fucking-day!

 

I wish for world peace.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now every human on Earth is dead. Good job.

 

 

I wish I get paid tomorrow.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but your money gets blown away by a mysterious gust of wind and you never see it again.



I wish I had not just thought this was the Vending Machine game, not the corrupted wish game.

Edited June 13, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but now you're in trouble:

 

 

I wish today will just end already.

[Shenron00 366]

Granted, now every human on Earth is dead.

Fuck YEAH!

 

As for the wish of today ending:

Granted, but now we've fast forwarded to WWIII!

 

I wish I knew the Falcon Punch!

Edited June 13, 2014 by Shenron00

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you don't know the best Falcon move of all: THE KNEE OF JUSTICE!

 

 

I wish I could get some extra cash today for my road trip to Everfree

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's in Ugandan Shillings.



I wish that my friend who recently stopped gaming would start gaming again

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, he's playing nothing but board games now.

 

 

I wish my town had more options of food places to eat at.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But you're allergic to all the food they serve.

 

I wish the laundry could do itself.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now it's all you can do. Forever.

 

 

I wish I could get all of my crap together and write more of my planned fan-fics.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your fanfics are nothing but dreamy satires.

 

I wish I could have a pony for Christmas. Like this:

 

http://www.filothea.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ebay-pony-TVC.jpg

 

Now I better wish it were not an Equestrian, otherwise I'll be ponified ...   

[Bastion 414]

Granted but it bucks you in the face, and you slip into a coma.

 

I wish me and my friend's OCs were made cannon

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Both of you are now used to disable Star Destroyers.

 

I wish for $400, 000 to fire this weapon to 12 seconds.

[Erethiel 41]

Granted, but you mashed the button/trigger so hard that it is stuck, in addition you will be forever indebted for its constant fire

 

I wish I had a good muffin-perhaps chocolate?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's vanilla

 

I wish to see so many ponies create and mess around w. their own TF2 server: so many names and players, so much confusion over classes!

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's not as fun as you think it'd be.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up early to watch Torchwood.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the series jumps the shark.


I wish that David Cameron had a great big bushy beard that made him look really stupid.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now people like him because of it.

 

 

I wish OreSkaBand was on the Warped Tour this year.

 

 

Granted, but the series jumps the shark.

Jokes on you, it's already over.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are then deafened in a tragic alarm clock based accident, and blinded when someone offers you a sweety if you can look at a solar eclipse without blinking.

I then kidnap you and dump you Pakistan. I also nicked your wallet and shoes.

I wish to be on time to the dentist tomorrow for getting that tooth pulled.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but they don't stop at one tooth, they keep going until you're toothless.

 

 

I wish the Fourth Of July weekend to hurry up and get here

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are still deaf, blind, stuck in Pakistan with no shoes and wallet. Also, I hunt you down and take your teeth. With Pliers.

I wish that people read what I write and tell me what they think, be it good or bad.