The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. ....Resetting Steam Account...

 

I wish my broken leg would mend quicker

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's a tree branch.

 

I wish I could make bacon like a rented mule.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's turkey bacon.

 

 

I wish Wednesday would hurry up

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Now it's New Year's Eve. Everyone else is acting like as if you never existed.

I wish this kind of apocalypse really happened: 

(starting from 1:34)

Then I'll be sooo happy.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, you are forever alone when you've heard that every human is dead. Thus, you commit suicide out of your loneliness. Thus, you've completed the extinction of the human race...

 

I wish I could start the 'Official MLPForums Spam Forum".

[Twilight The Creator 298]

granted, its all anti-brony trolls

 

I wish that Lil Wayne and Drake would go die in a hole and that Tupac and Biggie were still alive.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but there is an increase in gang violence after both Biggie and Tupac provoke it in a controversial concert.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had something to do.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. There's chores to be done!

 

I wish I have infinite wishes.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Garanted, but you can only use them to wish for oxagen. By the way you're running out.

 

I wish i was in a tropical paridise.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Wish granted, it's infested by zombies

 

I wish Little Caesar made good pizza

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted, but their pizza is now 10 times more expensive than before.

 

I wish money grew on trees.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's Monopoly Money.

 

I wish this thing will happen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqJ3Kms3DBo

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, you missed it.

 

I wish controlled assessments never existed

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. However,you die.

 

I wish to jump off a cliff and not survive.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

​Granted, you are resurrected.

 

I wish i could set fire to the hair of this douche at my school, it's covered in wax and grease, it would explode.

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[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The explosion takes out your school and your entire district. You are the only survivor and you get to enjoy 87% burns.

Your friends and family are all dead, everyone else hates you as a terrorist. . . and I nicked your wallet.


Oh, I wish for the bliss of eternal sleep.

[DerpYGHOHOBVEAS 23]

Granted you die and dont go to heaven or hell.

 

I wish that a burlap sack appears a few meters in from of me and inside is  1 million dollars and I am in god mode while a get it

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,the million dollars is counterfeit and you get arrested by the cops.

 

I wish that I could just die already.

[DerpYGHOHOBVEAS 23]

Granted BUT you are immediately resurrected and put into a robot body so you can NEVER EVER DIE and your loved ones are all killed.

 

I wish that I had one million United States Dollar in my bank account and they were not counter fit or stolen or illegal in any way.

[Dovashy 1,734]

Granted! You now have one million, not counterfeit, stolen, or illegal United States paper playmoney dollars inside your bank account.

 

I wish Rarity got replaced with Princess Luna on the TV show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. 

[Barack Ollama 25]

Granted! Rainbowdash was now replaced with princess luna!

 

I wish i could make OC'S.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. However,they all turn out like crap.

 

I wish I could just die,with no strings attached.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but lots of people miss you and your death results in the depression of loved ones.

 

I wish I could change the past so that I was born female.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but you're still born with the male reproductive organs.

 

I wish I had a Wii U.

[Barack Ollama 25]

Granted. You're WII U cant save (Game's, Purchases, .ETC)

 

 

I wish... I could never poop.