ZomBrony 347 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they arn't MLP ponies, they are RL ponies and they: mess around your house, cost you loads of money for horse food, break the fences in your backyard and die I wish for the G4 Mane6 Edited April 14, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, all the mane6 appear, but are all in their discorded forms. You are condemned to be manservant for Tom. I wish there were more episodes of MLP. Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 347 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but the second the new episodes come out, you suffer a heart attack, and when you wake up you are deaf, dumb, and blind I wish I understood Amazing Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but you understood that Discord was trying to give Derpy shaken baby sybdrome. I wish my theater school wasn't almost over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 347 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, now it will never end I wish I knew my media player better, so many songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear Moonscar 55 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, now you know it perfectly but it can never store or playback any type of media I wish i had My old nintendo back Edited April 14, 2012 by Fear Moonscar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, none of the games work properly on it, and you're forced to continually blow on the cartridges before you get anything playable on your screen I wish I had a Nintendo when I was younger Great sig thanks to Ms Earl Grey! ἡ ἀλήθεια ἐλευθερώσει ὑμᾶς Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Whooves™ 332 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but it didn't work. I wish today's music was more similar to classical music. Dubstep makes my ears bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic 1,186 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but it didn't work. I wish today's music was more similar to classical music. Dubstep makes my ears bleed. granted, but you dont like classical music anymore. i wish all could love and tolerate Inspired by myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Whooves™ 332 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but nopony else does. I wish for another three wishes. Edited April 14, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but I used them all. I wish I could attend the Canterlot Royal Wedding. Hi there. I'm SRAS. This is the most boring signature ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,204 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but because you're there, you screw up the space-time continuum, causing the multiverse to rip apart and implode upon itself. I wish I could get my grades back up in School. It's ironic how I fall just to get back up again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Whooves™ 332 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but because you're there, you screw up the space-time continuum, causing the multiverse to rip apart and implode upon itself. Oh, Celestia, now I have to fix that too! Garanted, but your social life regrets to you living under a bridge with your only friend, a used hankerchief that looks like Abraham Lincoln, and that you refer to as 'Abey'. I wish I could fly at any altitude with complete control over my trajectory and perfect landing techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,204 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Oh this will be fun to corrupt! Granted, but a side effect of having those powers is sleep-flying, and one night you sleep-fly up into outer space and your head explodes. I wish that Thrice would just start their tour right now. I really wanna see them! It's ironic how I fall just to get back up again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted. They do, but their first performance gets struck by a meteor. I wish I had less homework. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Whooves™ 332 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you end up not learning anything and your lack of knowledge sends you living on the streets in the future. I wish, I wish, I wish for a billion wishes. Edited April 14, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but your 14th wish accidentally kills the genie. And the world. I wish for gravy. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letterone 1,204 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted, but you have nothing to put it on... unless you, like, drink gravy, which would be really weird, no offense. I wish I had a use for this duct tape on the desk I'm at. It's ironic how I fall just to get back up again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 One word: Kidnapping. I wish I'd quit falling in love with people at the drop of a hat. (alternatively, I wish Cupid would make up his damn mind) 1 Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Whooves™ 332 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Garanted, but she's a horrible person, on the outside and inside. On that context, I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,055 April 14, 2012 Share April 14, 2012 Granted. You become obsessed and don't have time to eat, sleep, or go to work. Or ponies. I wish I had a Canadian dollar. A lil' Catherine <(^.^)> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Granted. It's counterfeit. I wish for nine dollars. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiteshade 1,426 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 You find 9 dollars on the ground, but fail to see the stairs and break your leg in a fall. I wish I could do things twice as fast Warning: Signature may cause seizures, owner will sue you if you complain Nothing happens, yet everything changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 Granted. The world is now twice as slow. I wish my body wasn't so suckish... <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,798 April 15, 2012 Share April 15, 2012 (edited) Granted. Your increased speed lights things on fire and strains your metabolism, causing you to age twice as fast. Granted. Now it's blowish. I wish for ten dollars. Edited April 15, 2012 by Jadefire Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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