The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's already dead....by suicide.

 

 

I wish I didn't have work to do right now.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, but boredom makes you commit suicide.

 

I wish there was 100 Dollars on the floor.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Granted but it's glued to the floor.

 

I wish it was Christmas already.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you celebrate Hanukah.

 

I wish I had more money.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted but you lose all in a Fire.

I wish Twilight was not the only Princess out of the Mane 6.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you ruined the show forever.

 

 

I wish I could go to both concerts I want to go to on the 30th this month.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You attend both concerts, which directly face each other, causing the participants to break out into a huge fight.

I wish Pinkie Pie was Gondorean.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Granted, but she falls onto the fire, and, in flames, runs out of the throne room and off the highest ledge of Minas Tirith, killing herself.

 

I wish the sun was made of cheese! 

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted but it melts on the earth killing us all.

 

I wish there was news about aliens already.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Granted but the news is that they don't exist.

 

I wish I could afford to fly to Bronycon.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

You can, but your flight crashes and you end up on an island with dozens of survivors trying to make heads or tails of a convoluted plot

 

I wish I was my avatar. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Granted but it melts on the earth killing us all.

Excellent.  

 

 

 

I wish I was my avatar. 

Granted, but since your avatar is just someone's head, you instantly die as you have no heart, lungs, or appendix. 

 

I wish I could afford to fly to Bronycon.

Granted, but your plane crashes. ninja'd 

 

I wish that chocolate milk was sentient!

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[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted but it plots to destroy the world.

I wish the Matrix was real.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but you are an Agent, so you're antagonized for all time by the hum1s.

 

I wish that I could do dreams within dreams, just like Inception.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Granted but it plots to destroy the world.

 

 

 

I wish that I could do dreams within dreams, just like Inception.

Granted, but Freddy Kruger murders you while you are in the dream realm.

 

I wish this soda didn't taste so vile! 

[titimimi99 5]

Granted, but the soda has no gas in it. I wish that I could live in Ponyvile.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, but your Mail Man Pony.

I wish I could go to Space.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You're in N-Space, where there is nothing but libraries.

I wish Pinkie Pie were like Galadriel or Feanor.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. But Twilight is now also like Gollum.



I wish for a slice of the finest victoria sponge cake.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It's a fried sponge from Victoria (Seychelles). Bon apettit!

I wish I could write a Thanksgiving experience better.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, its so awful that it gives everyone diarrhea.

 

 

I wish I had motivation to get all of my work done now.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your motivation only leads to boring construction work.

I wish I could be the most skilled horse archer ever.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you are now on the FBI's most wanted list for a string of murders via a horse archer.

 

 

I wish I could draw.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Granted! But your drawings start coming to life and killing people.

 

I wish the president of the USA was a three headed hydra named billy bo bob.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, his foreign policy sucks.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to fill up my car's gas tank all the time.