The Corrupted Wish Game

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted everyone only watches it all day and ignore you

 

I wish nick made a good show for once

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's so unpopular that it gets cancelled after its first season.




I wish that I didn't have an inferiority complex.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now she's on EVERY SINGLE WEB PAGE.

 

I wish that Weird Al made a polka made a brony of polka songs and that this wish doesn't get corrupted.

Goddamn Ninjas

Edited November 8, 2014 by Discorded Child

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. Weird Al's songs are all brony now.

 

I wish I wasn't so useless.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but everyone still thinks your useless so they never come to you for help

 

I wish I had rare pokemon cards

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted. Weird Al's songs are all brony now.

You failed to corrupt my wish. You in fact made my wish better.

 

Granted, but you lose them all.

I wish that Cheese would come back to Equestria.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but he gets assassinated

 

I wish sims 4 will get more dlc

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but the DLC is for G3 MLP related stuff.

 

I wish more people liked bronies than hate them.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but..... fuck it that's not getting corrupted

 

I wish my controller would charge faster so I can get back to playing GTA San Andreas 

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now when ever you get all stars, the controller makes you die.

I wish that Snowflake Frostflame (yes, I'm using your old name for some reason) would stop waking up with children.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Granted, but now when ever you get all stars, the controller makes you die.

I wish that Snowflake Frostflame (yes, I'm using your old name for some reason) would stop waking up with children.

granted but now I can't stop waking up with random people, can't stop kissing random people, can't stop dating random people, and I can't stop hugging random people

 

I wish I had better filming equipment

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but then you explode (I have no idea how to corrupt that for some reason)

I wish that Alex Trebek will keep his mustache until he dies.

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

Granted, but he dies right now.

 

I wish i had a Wii U.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but it's a haunted Wii U.

I wish that you could "go to sleep".

[VitalSpark 1,830]

Granted, but you end up being held captive at Wayne Sleep's house.

 

I wish to have lunch. A nice lunch.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Wish granted. You are now eating human meat without knowing.

 

I wish that Pinkie Pie was real. Don't care what sort of Pinkie Pie, just that she's real.

Edited November 14, 2014 by Bradley

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

Granted, Due to the fact that she is a horse, she is unable to speak and comprehend English. She's like every other horse, just pink and curly hair. And she worshps satan.

 

I wish i had 9 fingers.

[VitalSpark 1,830]

Granted, but they're growing out of the inside of your mouth and keep waving at people when you try to talk.

 

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Wish granted. You know have Cancer instead.

 

I wish I could just have a peaceful night's sleep tonight, and not get tortured by Insomnia

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

Granted, you're able to sleep but you have developed enuresis.

 

i wish i had four butts

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, they explode every time you see someone sexy causing you to shit all over the place.

 

I wish doughnuts. That's right I said it. DOUGHNUTS!

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but thanks to some new law that Congress just came up with they are now outlawed

 

I wish for a gmod map of the second Freddy Frazbear's Pizza

[madpenguin44 38]

Granted. But a 7 year old made it and it's very bad.

 

I wish my phone and unlimited battery.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Granted, but the effects of battery use are still evident. Infinite lag.

 

I wish everyone would just be nice to each other for once.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but before you made the wish north korea shot nukes on everyone and killed them

 

I wish the ps4 was cheaper than 50$