The Corrupted Wish Game

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted, but it isn't compatible with humans.

 

I wish for a suggestion on how to wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, based on this suggestion you end up wishing for a pile of banana peels. Which turn out to be rotten.




I wish that Michael Rosen lived next door.

[Snaproll 38]

Granted. He stays up all hours playing Hardcore Death Polka loud enough go rattle windows.

 

I wish I could eat as much junk food as I wanted with no repercussions.

[generic11052016 52]

Granted, but all of the fat people of the world become jealous of you and form a rivalry.

 

I wish our wishes wouldn't get corrupted.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Every word you say, even figurative, becomes literally existent when you wish it.

I wish the Mane 6 had constellations of their own.

[TheDreamingMare 15]

Granted, but you won't be able to see them unless you had a constellation of your own

I wish Cheese Sandwich would come back in season 5

[generic11052016 52]

Granted, but he is also bringing cousins such as Bleu Cheese and Fermented Cheese.

I wish Buffalo Gals would come out tonight.

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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Granted. But you're not alive to see it.

 

I wish the worst possible thing that could happen. happens.

[Snaproll 38]

Granted, but it happens to Shia LeBoeuf.

 

I wish I could get my brewery off the ground.

[generic11052016 52]

Granted. Your brewery is now 20,000 feet in the air.

 

I wish for 10 packs of Skittles.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted.  They're all empty.

 

I wish for a glass of pure H2O to be placed on my table.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted! *Gives a glass of H2O2* Hope you enjoyed your life... :comeatus:

 

I wish for a time dilator...

[10InTheTardis 509]

granted, but it's jammed and it wont stop making everything around you happen faster while you move slower. eventually the sun explodes and kills you.

 

I wish for the 10th doctor's sonic screwdriver.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It is only a normal, Sonic-themed screwdriver given by the 10th elderly psychoanalysis doctor down the street.

I wish the Tolkien Estate bought over the entire Hasbro company.

[Snaproll 38]

Granted. They're stuck in the u-bend of your bathroom toilet.

 

I wish I had the power to summon single malt whiskey whenever I want.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's got bees in it.



I wish for a caterpillar made out of jelly.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Granted but the Caterpillar is microscopic and non living.

I wish to feed upon love right now. 

[10InTheTardis 509]

granted. but you're feeding off love of your OTP and now they hate eachother.

 

I wish for some orange soda.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it's off-brand soda.

 

 

I wish I could get full cable in my room.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but it's a knock off cable company that has terrible reception from its satellite.

 

I wish to become a pony and go to Equestria.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you don't understand the spoken or the written language.

 

I wish I could be done with all my schooling and start teaching.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but you have to teach a rowdy group of kindergarteners

 

I wish I could fly.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you fly into a jet engine.

 

I wish I had Netflix

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Granted, but all the movies you love aren't available

 

I wish I could become a movie star.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, you star as a corpse in every film.

 

 

I wish I had more time to spend online