The Corrupted Wish Game

[Denim&Venöm 18,938]

Granted. It gets invaded by the Soviet union as you arrive. 

 

I wish high quality metal bands would start selling platinum records in the U.S. again. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're all terrible.



I wish for liquid cheese.

[Shadowking58 1,137]

Granted. The liquid cheese is poisonous.

 

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted. The 3 more wishes mobile phone plan is $40 a week.

 

I wish to meet a dragon, while I wear a fire proof suit.

[Shadowking58 1,137]

Granted. The 3 more wishes mobile phone plan is $40 a week.

 

I wish to meet a dragon, while I wear a fire proof suit.

I use my 3 wishes to wish for my money back.

 

Granted. The fireproof suit is ripped in multiple places.

[Grepper 3,192]

You wish is granted. The dragon eats your head off through the fireproof suit.

 

I want this text-adventure game to compile correctly from source.

 

EDIT: I got post ninja'd, so answer ShadowKing58's wish before mine.

Edited April 22, 2015 by MysteriousGrepper

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Granted, absolutely nothing happens. What DID you expect?

 

 

I wish for muffins.

RAINBOW muffins.

Edited April 23, 2015 by Pinkie Pi

[Shadowking58 1,137]

Granted, absolutely nothing happens. What DID you expect?

 

 

I wish for muffins.

RAINBOW muffins.

Granted. The muffins are colored Rainbow but taste like Sugar Belle's disgusting muffins from the Cutie Map Part 1

 

I wish for Diamond Tiara to die.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. She dies, but all the diamonds of the world vanish at once as well.

I wish all the horses of the world will know that "MLP:FiM is actually an attempt from humans to control them".

[Grepper 3,192]

Granted. The horses stampede in revolt and end up killing you.

 

Granted, absolutely nothing happens. What DID you expect?

 

 

I wish for muffins.

RAINBOW muffins.

 

I wanted the game to compile correctly so I get a finished executable that I can play.

*Tries compiling again*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. The game instead compiles a long list of details about what happened in one football match near you.

I wish I will be there in the stadium to watch the vuvuzelas ruin the game.

Edited April 30, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[The Peculiar Derp 193]

Granted, but I sold your soul to satan my dearest mother .

I wish that I could be successful at everything I attempt to do. 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. In return worse things will haunt you for every success in your life, until they strike you down when your days are numbered.

I wish I can fly and explore the Galaxy in one day.

Edited May 2, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted, but at the cost of replacing your lungs with Gills. (...Trying not to laugh evilly...)

 

I wish for a cent.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You get a hundred chocolate coins, made of 100 per-cent chocolate. And they're melting.

I wish for a mountain of drawings.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted. But the drawings needed paper, so every tree in the world is gone now. Have fun without oxygen

 

I wish to find my true love

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You only get a hologram heart.

I wish I could know how to create holograms in any way I wish.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted. However, this new knowledge is too much and causes your head to explode.

 

I wish for cake

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Granted, you get some of my Turkey Cake; half turkey half cake, since my birthday falls on or near Tanksgiving.

 

...and said cake is from last year.

 

I wish I had a vintage battleship.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. It's a hulk.




I wish I had a large bottle of brandy.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I club you over the head with it, steal your wallet and light you on fire. I may or may not pee on your ashes. I don't bare you any ill will of course. Just bored.

I wish that everyone who tried to spoil anything more than a year old be smote by an angry deity with perfect aim.

[Omar 692]

Granted, but the deity throws tennis balls.

 

 

I wish that I could have good internet...

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. However, your Internet is filled with incomprehensible gibberish and insane memes that will rot your puny mind.

I wish that such memes and randomness would never exist again.

[PokeBolter 208]

Granted, but then an angry mob comes after you on the internet and crashes all internet connection for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish that I could be a winner in everything I do.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but then everybody gets pissed at you so you have 0 friends

 

I wish people were smarter

Edited May 9, 2015 by Winona the Dog