The Corrupted Wish Game

[ponylaces 1,870]

Granted, but he mistakes you for a ghost and runs away.

 

I wish I was taller.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Granted, but you turn into a giant.

 

I wish Sega would stop with the Sonic Boom stuff and make an actual good Sonic game.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. However, while dedicating their resources to making the best Sonic game ever, SEGA goes bankrupt and the game is never released, and the only disc goes on eBay for $1,000,000.

 

I wish to have a better gaming mouse.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Granted. Feed him a lot of cheese.

I wish that Adam's apple was an apple that belonged to Adam instead of your voice box.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but now your 'Adam's apple' is called Steve's Pear.

 

I wish I had £24.99.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Granted. However, you are suspected of stealing it, and go to jail and don't pass GO and don't collect £200.

 

I wish that my Steam friend could come online right now.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but he doesn't want to communicate or do anything with you.

 

I wish I had a benevolent fully aware AI to talk to and to help me.

[Monsoon 1,662]

Granted but it only communicates in Spanish

 

I wish I was an earth bender

[Suzerain 1]

Granted but it only communicates in Spanish

Should have said Ayapaneco!

I wish I was an earth bender

Granted, but you can only bend Earth, the planet, literally, in its entirety. Since it's a sphere, the effects are negligible, if at all.

 

I wish I could succeed in whatever I attempt with a conscious effort.

Edited August 16, 2015 by Suzerain

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. But as a side effect, you lose your conscious. Sorry.

 

I wish for enough bits to catch the next carriage home.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but the carriage gets attacked by a dragon on the way.

 

I wish I had super powers.

Edited August 16, 2015 by BritishBrony 13

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

I wish I had super powers.

 

Granted, but now you're aging has speed up dramatically.. You now have 10 seconds before you decay into dust..

 

I wish I could become my OC pony..

Edited August 17, 2015 by AURAequine

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted, but you also get stuck on Earth, are ostracized by your friends and eventually end up being thrown into a lab for scientific testing.

 

I wish someone would corrupt this wish. 

[Birdy the Phoenix 70]

Granted, but now your wish has been un-corrupted.

 

I wish I could draw.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted.. you can now draw, but you're not very good at it..

 

I wish i wasn't so bored and depressed..

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted you are now a rock with no feelings

 

I wish pinkie was a little more like me...maud

[10InTheTardis 509]

Granted, she locks Maud in a closet, starts looking and acting like Maud... no one will be the wiser.

 

 

 

I want a faster computer, and not one that I have to chase, if that's what you're thinking. One that loads things faster.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Granted, you acquire this...

 

The 5"/54 caliber Mark 45 Naval Gun

 

 

It's an "Autoloader" run by a computer.

 

Missile Destroyer not included, Batteries not included, Ammunition not included.

 

 

I wish I had an F-15 Eagle.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted! but it's made of butter and it melts within minutes..

 

I wish I had a small light bottle of strawberry and guava cordial that never runs out and never goes bad

[ponylaces 1,870]

Granted, but it's so rare that robbers come into your house and take the precious everlasting bottle for themselves.

 

I wish I had the comfiest clothes in the world.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted.. but they shrink when exposed to air..

 

I wish i had Electrokinesis with full control over it..

[Yoshikupo 302]

Granted but now the world treats you like an outcast and soon you are killed and studied

 

I wish I had control of the world!

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted.. but rulers from other dimensions hear of your ruling and tear you from your reality.. you are now forced into slavery..

 

I wish these chocolate lollies i just bought didn't taste so bland..

Edited August 21, 2015 by AURAequine

[jeray2000 111]

Granted, they taste like capsaicin powder, the stuff pepper spray is made of.

 

I wish for a cowboy hat.

[ponylaces 1,870]

Granted, but it's Applejack's hat. She gets mad at you for stealing her hat and beats you up.

 

I wish I was good at math.