The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Far be it for me tae a nitpicker, but the way you worded that means that your wish doesn't come true, thus no one gets their wish granted. So I tear out your heart.

And for my part, I wish people would stop trying tae change me!

It's quite hurtful and insulting. Just because I change folk from living to late, and ruin many shirts, doesn't mean I tried tae change who you were *sniffle*

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted, now you are frozen solid and will therefore never change again.

 

I wish I didn't run out of wishes.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted, but all your wishes are corrupt!

 

I wish we stopped corrupting wishes.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

G. . . g. . . g. . . g. . . g. . . g. . . g. . . granted. Yo. . . yo. . . you run ow. . . ow. . . ow. . ow. . out of breath instead. I would rip out your heart, but I'm still defrosting. You get a painful stitch instead. And some ragamuffin steals your wallet. I keep advancing on you, but despite your pain, you are able tae escape simply by moving at a brisk walking pace.


You have to sleep sometime.

I wish to get everyone everywhere
 

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Granted, but you get mauled by Mercii warriors before you can kill anyone! and you are eaten, then your skull is worn like a belt buckle by the Pack Alpha.

 

Family friendly!

 

I wish Midnight Seeker can be the completely loyal servant to the Darvi Imperium and destroy The Northmen (Humans). All hail the Dari'va, Children of the frozen south and God's chosen children of Grustlunt (Blessed earth)

Edited January 5, 2016 by Felgirus the Hunter

[Twireadbok 142]

Granted, but you have to go with him. 

 

I wish Trixie would appear in season 6.

[Vulcan 3,254]

She does , but only as a background pony, before never being seen again.

 

 

 

I wish you a merry christmas

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Wish granted, my Christmas is very merry but yours is terrible

 

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but it's opposite day, so you actually wished for your wish to be corrupted. Well, technically, "Not granted."

 

I wish that I discover the cure to all diseases.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but you die before you can tell anyone

 

I wish for a million wishes

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the sheer complexity of your wish tears the universe into shreds, and you are pulled into a black hole before getting to make a wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

And the reason 20 Cooler made no wish was I got to indulge my hobby. In saying that, the heart was indeed somewhat cooler than others.

 

I wish I was financially secure and self reliant.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Granted but no one likes you and you eventually get assassinated

 

I wish to not have a corrupted wish

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Granted but, it has to be corrupted in some way so you break the universe because of the conflicting inputs. Good job.

 

I wish there were more PMVs.

[Denim&Venöm 18,932]

Granted. They all get taken down by hasbro. 

 

I wish the MLP theme was replaced with a cover by Slayer. 

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted, but now the moms of young girls are complaining that their daughters are listening to metal as they watch TV, and thus Hasbro loses its core demographic and has to cancel the show and the franchise.

 

I wish I were a better artist.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted, every possible way to create art is destroyed.

 

I wish this wish would be corrupted

[Denim&Venöm 18,932]

Granted. 

 

What? He wanted his wish corrupted. This is the corrupted wish game. So I obliged. 

 

I wish for a diet coke. 

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. But I drank most of it.

 

I wish for my avatar to become real so that I can always have two radical bright young men by my side everywhere I go.

[Denim&Venöm 18,932]

Granted. You have no moments privacy ever in your life. Any significant other you may have will be scared away by the lack of intestacy. You'll need extra seats in eh car, extra seats on the plane, extra seats at eh movies. wherever you go, they will follow. They will follow you into the bathroom stall. They will take up space in your bed.  Even after death their rotting corpses will follow you. When their bones disintegrate, their ghosts will haunt you. And the entire time, you will probably get 90's catch phrases whispered to you in a 24 hour loop. 

 

You're welcome. 

 

I wish to be immune to weed. 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted all weed in the universe is now destroyed.

 

I wish for cheese

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted. *Chucks a huge block of cheese at your head*

 

I wish I had the funds to hire people to create the video games and movies I come up with, as well as opening a donut shop franchise that donates a portion of the profits to charity (a different charity for each donut).

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but nobody will buy your games, and your donut shop will eventually have to close down due to lack of funds.

 

I wish for coffee...

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted. Everything in your house gets stolen by thieves, but they were drinking coffee during the robbery and left it there.

 

I wish to be a tree.

Edited January 9, 2016 by 20% Cooler Than Cake

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted, but in four years a sweaty lumberjack will take an axe to you, chop you down, drag you four miles through the dirt and the muck, cut you into bits, grind you into pieces, form you into paper, and print the Bible on you.

 

I wish for good, fresh coffee...