The Corrupted Wish Game

[IronM17 5,388]

Granted, you can cook better then them both, but every other persons in this world cook better than you.

 

I wish that I have never again backache. 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Granted, but to make up for it aches in all other parts of your body are much stronger

 

 

I wish I had a really chill spider, like a dog sized one that didn't really ever attack people

[IronM17 5,388]

Granted, you got a dog sized spider who don't attack people, but the spider attacks the pets of other people.

 

I wish that my favorite soccer club 1. FC Köln wins the champions league next year.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the team disbands and never plays again..

 

I wish that the wishes i can corrupt wasn't always IronM17's ones

[IronM17 5,388]

Granted, but I leaving the game forever 

 

I wish that I don't have to leave the game. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You don't have to leave the game. I steal your legs and wire you up to the computer so all you can do is browse the interweb. So you can play the game as much as you like. But know that when you stop, I'll remove your heart from your chest. Such is my quirk.


I wish I was drunk right now.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you're so drunk your organs fail and you slowly die..

 

I wish i could live on another planet

[IronM17 5,388]

Granted, you live now on the venus 

 

I wish that there is no more war of the world. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, War of the Worlds no longer exists..
 

 
Oh wait.. you meant war of the world?
Sorry, already granted the first one
 
I wish there was a new type of dog that can fly..

Edited March 13, 2016 by AURAequine

[IronM17 5,388]

Granted, but all this dogs are born with rabies.

 

I wish that I can fly. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but so can everyone else and you're the worst at it..

 

I wish i could come up with better wishes..

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted, but you forget them all before you can write them down.

 

I wish more players would show up at the card shop so I could play some MTG.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the players that show up play Yu-Gi-Oh and not MTG..

 

I wish I could play against Seamore Sandwich in an MTG match..

[Seamore Sandwich 471]

Granted, but I combo out and take all your turns for you with Mindslaver and a prototype portal.

 

I wish I had faster internet at my house.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but it is way more expensive and you can no longer afford it..

 

I wish i could have one of those awesome musical tesla coils

They're so awesome!   I want one!

Edited March 13, 2016 by AURAequine

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but they'll never play a song you like and always play annoying songs you hate.

 

I wish that I could get inspiration to start writing again.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, you gain inspiration to start writing, but you can no longer share it with others..
 
I wish i could have the fanfic story thuing i wrote ages ago back.. (It got deleted somehow ages ago )

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

Granted, the file reappears...only it's corrupted. I wish Michael Bay doesn't exist.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. You get exploded in a Michael Bay explosion.

 

I wish that I could get a decent job in the near future.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you screw up so badly that you get fired on your first day working there.

 

I wish I could be back home in my own bed. I'm stuck on a stupid @$$ camping trip right now.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Your family narks at you about not being at the camping trip for a few weeks.

 

I wish i could send a picture of myself to this girl im messaging

[Kozmos 129]

Granted! The girl your messaging turns out to be a guy!

 

 

I wish I could make a wish without it backfiring...

[Minepro 107]

Granted. Your wish was a car and it never backfires. But it breaks down the second you start it.

I wish for a sandwich.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, here you go. *hands him a moldy sandwich with worms and eggs of random insects and an uncooked raw pork inside it*

 

I wish for Felicia and Chun-li to be my waifus.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but they don't like you, and they end up leaving.

 

 

I wish I could stop feeling sleepy.