The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's not rust proof.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Znex 936]

Granted, now the whole world is explicitly under the mighty grip of the Illuminati and everyone else is too afraid to do anything about it

 

I wish for a baby dragon assistant

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. He accidenty sets your house on fire.

 

I wish for my very own slave.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a robot... But it's broken... I broke it... With my exoskeleton...

 

I wish all wish corruptions had this kind of continuity to them...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but they get to be less funny.

 

I wish to get that chocolate eclair I ordered that one time a while back.

[Znex 936]

Granted, however it's somewhat substandard

 

I wish I was a wizard

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your spells don't work.

 

I wish for a butterfly.

[Znex 936]

Granted

 

I wish I was a wizard with working magic

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You can now summon bread from thin air

 

I wish I had a chicken sandwich .

[Glaceon 793]

Granted but its rotten and tastes horrible.

 

I wish i had somepony to play LoL with.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You actually do get SOMEPONY, it can't really play due to the fact it has hooves.

 

I wish I could shoot laser beams out of my hands.

[Glaceon 793]

Granted but you end up burning all your vegetables.

 

I wish that the forums was more active today.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, a bunch of trolls spam and shut the site down. I wish to be married to Rainbow Dash.

Edited June 10, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. She's taken.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now you're overloaded on caffiene.

 

I wish for a rhubarb pie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's rebar pie.

 

I wish I could make an "Ask Ganaram" thread...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but your potato catches fire before you post it.

 

I wish I was funnier.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you have a sick sense of humor. I wish Rainbow Dash wasn't taken.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but she still doesn't go out with you.

 

I wish there wasn't any rebar in my pie.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, there is no pie. I wish Rainbow Dash was in love with me.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's some rebar pie.

 

I wish I wasn't a stool.

 

I wish that I could implement HD textures onto transit networks using RKT-0 Exemplars and S3Ds... In less than 8 months... And in such a way that I don't encounter greyscale problems that turn me into a crazy old cat lady in the end.

Granted: you get turned into a stool at the end instead.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted: You're a crazy old cat lady again. I wish no one corrupted my previous wish or rejected it.

Edited June 10, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted: You're a crazy old cat lady again. I wish no one corrupted my previous wish or rejected it.

 

Granted. Rainbow Dash loves everyone equally the same.

I wish my computer was programed faster so I can draw on it without interference.

[PikaPower 12]

granted but you do not know how to draw

 

i wish for twilight to kill me with no interference's

[Znex 936]

Granted, you get killed by the book rather than the pony

 

I wish I was a wizard with working magic who knew more than to just make bread out of thin air