The Corrupted Wish Game

[PikaPower 12]

Granted you now know how to make people fart

 

I wish I could fly

Edited June 10, 2012 by portalmon

[Lord Pretty Pie 64]

Granted, but you cannot land.

 

I wish I could send messages like Spike does.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, she then reanimates you as a zombie. I wish I was a changeling.

[Lord Pretty Pie 64]

Granted, she then reanimates you as a zombie. I wish I was a changeling.

 

I think you may be responding to the wrong post.

 

 

EDIT: Fine, your wish Is granted. I wish that Whiteshade Didn't wish I made a wish. What cha' going to do about that?

Edited June 11, 2012 by Lord Pretty Pie

[Whiteshade 1,426]

No wishes?

 

I wish that the above poster made a wish

[Magicon 468]

Granted. The poster above you wished for your death.

 

I wish I didn't have to make wishes.

[Guest]

Granted. You wasted a wish. Dummy.

 

I wish for a rock.

[PikaPower 12]

Wish granted but it kills you by landing on your head

 

I wish for death

[Znex 936]

Granted, now you have to wait until you die of old age

 

I wish I was a wizard with working magic who knew more than to just make bread out of thin air and make people fart

[PikaPower 12]

Granted you now now how to make people constipated

 

I wish for death by cance

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish these pegasi would use the facilities before going on long flights...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the facilities are closed so they're forced to fly on a full bladder anyway.

 

I wish I didn't suck at RTSs so much.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. You now suck more.

 

I wish I had a cookie.

Edited June 11, 2012 by Summer Aury

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's poisonous.

 

I wish for poison.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's poisoned.

 

I wish I had an umbrella... And some paint... And some new roof shingles... And a new oak tree sapling... And some grass seed... And fertiliser...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They're all poisoned.

 

I wish four MLP:FIM Season 4.

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted but it is made by aliens with poor story making skills.

 

I wish Derpy was mayor.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but she messes up bad.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

No wish... okay,

rainbowdash4ever: I wish Chilly won the lottery because he's the best and I love him and his awesomeness! (Incorruptible) why thank you! :3

I wish that I had some apple pie.

Edited June 11, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. The apples came from the Evil Queen (Snow White)

 

I wish I could drink the greatest made rootbeer ever.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted: It's poisoned. I wish an alien(AvP) bit Discord's head off.

[Bohtty 1,775]

Granted, but the alien became Discord as is the universal law of the universe.

 

I wish companies made *good* games instead of the crappy games they give us now.

Edited June 11, 2012 by Bohtty

[null123456 759]

Granted. But Now they have Crappy Updates

 

I Wish I had another wish.

[Guest]

Granted, but it's a fish. Sorry -- I'm hard of hearing.

 

I wish that woodchucks could chuck wood!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the tongue twister renders them unable to vocalize, and they eventually die as a result.

 

I wish for lightning.