The Corrupted Wish Game

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your latest work has been quickly eaten by protozoa.

 

I wish I can study about this species of book-eating protozoa: they seem rather fascinating!

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are given a sample of these protozoa, but they also happen to prefer human flesh. So sad.

 

I wish I could mind control other people.

[Tarnation 142]

Granted, but it goes wrong and you turn the people in your mind control forever, and you made them come after you to eat you

 

I wish for pegasi

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You get a PS-Eye. You also get some CSI video-games, but they do not work with your PS-Eye.

 

I wish I can teach a horse to play video-games.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted. You get a PS-Eye. You also get some CSI video-games, but they do not work with your PS-Eye.

 

I wish I can teach a horse to play video-games.

Granted, the horse is sentient.  He moved into your house, ate all your food, crapped on your carpet, and had sex with your wife.  Have fun.

 

There's this girl in my school that I've secretly been in love with for months.  I finally worked up the nerve to ask her out last week, and got totally friend-zoned.  I wish she'll eventually change her mind and at least try to love me back.  I'm not going try to beg her for it or anything though cause that most likely won't work.

Edited September 22, 2016 by Soaring Symphony

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. She places you into the Twilight Zone -- there's a pack of purple Twilights who want to use you as an anti-social experiment. Don't let them bite!

 

I wish Gilda the griffon can visit me in my dreams.

[Widdershins 9,960]

Wish granted! She goes in to hug you passionately...and shreds you to bloody ribbons with her powerful front talons!

...and then mocks you for not having a thicker hide.

 

 

I wish every building I went into didn't burst into flame so easily.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. They instead collapse every time you enter.

 

 

I wish I had more time in the day.

Edited September 25, 2016 by Number62

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. If you want your daily salary of night hours, you must bake a quote of cakes to Celestia, or she will make the day last forever.

 

I wish I can go on a spaceship to watch the ensuing results.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted! You "can" go on a spaceship to watch the results.... But you never will >:3

 

 

I wish you have an amazing week!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your week is full of beautiful and happy events, but they will constantly repeat.

 

I wish it is Christmas every day.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Every day is indeed Christmas, but it's the same exact Christmas Day infinitely repeating.  You always get the same exact pair of socks from that one aunt that doles out clothing presents.

 

I wish I'd never seen that one Adam Sandler film.

[Widdershins 9,960]

Granted! That specific film has been erased from history!

But now....They're aaaall Adam Sandler films!!!

 

 

I wish I could find an even more eye-bleedingly bright text color.

[generic11052016 52]

Granted, but the color literally makes your eyes bleed.

 

I wish for no more wishes.

[Widdershins 9,960]

Wish Gra-

...Wait, I can't do that one.

As long as there is free will & independent thought, so too will the populace endeavor to obtain that which it regularly cannot.

....Guess I'll just have to settle for wiping out all life & existence then!

...this might take awhile.  In the meantime!

 

I wish I had a purpose.                                                Well, I mean OTHER then wiping out all sentient life, of course!

[RandomInternetDude 17]

Granted. You are killed by a man-eating Tiger and subsequently have your body eaten by it.

 

You have fulfilled your purpose of being food for that Tiger.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could control water.

[generic11052016 52]

Wish Gra-

...Wait, I can't do that one.

As long as there is free will & independent thought, so too will the populace endeavor to obtain that which it regularly cannot.

....Guess I'll just have to settle for wiping out all life & existence then!

...this might take awhile.  In the meantime!

 

I wish I had a purpose.                                                Well, I mean OTHER then wiping out all sentient life, of course!

 

BAHAHA I just corrupted the corrupted wish game XD

[Widdershins 9,960]

 

 

I wish I could control water.

 

Granted! You now control the world's waterways on a planet that has not yet discovered how to cross bodies of water.

Thousands of channels and there's nothing on any of them!

*Bah-dum-TISS!*

 

Wish I had my own private recording of that rimshot to carry around with me!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It instead plays a recording of glass harp that is so loud, it destroys the recorder.

 

I wish I can collect junk metal to make works of art.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Whatever you create suddenly grows a mouth and starts wailing in endless agony, akin to forever drowning in a pool of magma without being able to succumb to the sweet, cold peace of death.

 

 

I wish for... Inspiration.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted.  You have a disturbing nightmare which then inspires you to write a horrifying novel which inspires thousands of other people to commit suicide.  Congratulations.  You basically just murdered all those people.

 

I wish she would love me back.  Real love I mean, the kind that's defined by self sacrifice.

[Lil Pip 775]

Granted. She loves you so much she cooks you into a stew and eats you all up, very content, and marries your bones, after sucking the marrow out of them. 

 

I wish for something that I dislike.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It instead becomes the most beautiful thing in the world. It has overwhelmed you so much, that you lose control of yourself and spend an immortality dancing away into an extremely beautiful world.

 

I wish I can have a visit to your world, and try to safely leave without dancing.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted. You TRY to leave safely but you fail. You fall off a cliff and die.

 

I wish I would get exactly what I wish for without it getting corrupted.

Edited October 16, 2016 by Soaring Symphony

[Lil Pip 775]

Ok, but now you cannot get any wishes. They would be non-corrupted if you got any, but you don't.

 

I wish for something boring.