The Corrupted Wish Game

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it is not possible. It's to much fun.

I wish I could walk.

Edited April 26, 2017 by Hierok

[Pixel Dusk 207]

Granted, But you step on a lego.

I wish it was raining icecream

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it disappears when you try to eat it

I wish I hadn't broke my ankle

[Pixel Dusk 207]

granted, you broke your neck

I wish i could think of a good wish

[BloodDrops 762]

Granted, Your good wish was to be a zombie

I wish for nothing to backfire.... Ever.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted. They won't backfire because nobody gets any wishes at all.

I wish Photo Finish would come back in season 7.

[Pixel Dusk 207]

granted. she comes back but she is behind a bush so you can only see her ear.

i wish we got 7 more luna episodes

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, she now is in 7 episodes more, only for 1 second.

I wish I wasn't afraid of sunlight. 

[Elric Leaftail 23]

Granted, but you now DEPEND on it, like a plant.

I wish to not regret this wish.

[Pixel Dusk 207]

granted. You are now dead so you are incapable of regretting anything...

I wish to be able to shapeshift at will

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you can only change into a carrot.
I wish I was eating carrot. I don't know why...

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it's mouldy and there's a worm in it.

I wish Diamond Tiara hadn't become a background pony after season 5.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, in S7 she becomes an alicorn :V
I wish they'd stop adding more and more alicorns and go back to just two (three for Lady Fausticorn :V )

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but the two alicorns are Prince Blueblood and Flash Sentry.

I wish Derpy Hooves would speak again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but all she says is 'muffins' over and over again.

I wish Sonic, here, wasn't so cheeky

 

[MxFlix 155]

Granted, his cheeks fall off, leaving him in unspeakable (literally) pain. Good going! D:

I wish I could sleep better.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. you sleep so well you fall into a lucid dream... while in a coma.

I wish I knew how to take apart my ratcheting screwdriver :V

 

[Pixel Dusk 207]

granted, but you cant put it back together again

i wish there were more batponies in mlp

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but the batponies you wished suddenly became blood thirsty and start spreading like locusts ending all life in Equestria, and not even the royal sisters can do anything about it either.

I wish the world of Gundam is real...

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but nobody knows how to drive a mobile suit so... kamikaze everywhere.

I wish the world of one punch man is real.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but you will be his first victim...dude

I wished this so many times but I WANNA BE TONY MONTANA!!!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but...you're dead like, 30 years ago.
I wish I was Sossa.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Not granted! Sosa is the one who sends a hit squad to kill tony D:

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's because you got expelled. What'd you do?!

 

I wish I was smarter =w=

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it is not possible because slimes don't got brains.

I wish slimes had brains.