The Corrupted Wish Game

[Will Guide 21,365]

Granted, but by then you'll be blind, deaf, and mute, and so, won't be able to experience it at all! *Evil Laugh*

I wish I could have my own Beautiful Changeling forms like the others do!

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but the puce chitin clashes so horridly with the mauve-cerise carapace that Rarity's highly advanced gag-survival reflex causes her to subconsciously murder you to death for offending her eyes so violently.

I wish my graph software would do what I want it to. 

[TBD 17,262]

granted but now your software gain A.I and is coming to destroy you.

I wish for an alien laptop

 

[Will Guide 21,365]

@TBD

Granted, but you won't be able to understand it at all!

I wish to meet more non-pony OCs, like @Mesme Rize and @Maple Bat

[Mesme Rize 15,687]

  On 2017-07-30 at 7:37 PM, WiiGuy2014 said:

@TBD

Granted, but you won't be able to understand it at all!

I wish to meet more non-pony OCs, like @Mesme Rize and @Maple Bat

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Granted, Mesme hypnotizes you and Maple sucks your blood.

I wish i had someone to coil up and huggle.

[Maple Bat 3,568]

  On 2017-07-30 at 7:40 PM, Mesme Rize said:

Granted, Mesme hypnotizes you and Maple sucks your blood.

I wish i had someone to coil up and huggle.

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Granted. But It's me and I accidentally bite you.

I wish I could be better at coming up with wishes 

[Will Guide 21,365]

  On 2017-07-30 at 7:40 PM, Mesme Rize said:

Granted, Mesme hypnotizes you and Maple sucks your blood.

I wish i had someone to coil up and huggle.

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  On 2017-07-30 at 7:42 PM, Maple Bat said:

Granted. But It's me and I accidentally bite you.

I wish I could be better at coming up with wishes 

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Granted, but now you're a genie, Maple!

I wish you two would get along!

[MickeyAdaptus 2,211]

Granted, though the moment they went along, it all turned out to be a dream in the end.

I wish for to switch bodies with grumpy cat

[IcefireInfinite 227]

Granted, but now you are no longer able to feel any other emotion besides grump.

I wish you were thrown a party.

[Will Guide 21,365]

@Mickey Adaptus

Granted, but then Grumpy Cat ruins your life!

I wish I understood Internet memes better! 

And stop being ninja'd!

Edited July 30, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[IcefireInfinite 227]

Granted, but you made one more wish than offered, so you'll constantly be ninja'd now.

I wish I had a pineapple.

[Will Guide 21,365]

Granted, but it's Spongebob's house!

I wish I could go back to Hawaii for their warm beaches!

[Maple Bat 3,568]

Granted but a nearby volcano erupts so it's a really warm beach.

I wish that didn't seem so dark.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,634]

Granted, the lava now emits more light as it encroaches the beach.

I wish I could come up with more ideas for wishes.

[Will Guide 21,365]

Granted, but you'll never get any ideas for anything else!

Being the 10,000 post, I wish to become ruler of the Disney Universe!

[Brony Number 42 10,075]

Done, but it's all fake pop stars with annoying music.

I wish donuts were health food.

[Will Guide 21,365]

Granted, but now all healthy foods is now junk!

I wish I could have own a playstation to play the Main Kingdom Hearts games!

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but all the KH games go out of stock.

I wish for moe Fladdashai. 

[IcefireInfinite 227]

Granted, but you get the Chinese knock-off version FladdashaiTM. Mascot of Shanghai

I wish I had cake; tons of cake.

Edited August 1, 2017 by IcefireInfinite

[Patty Thundersnow 4,224]

Granted, but Princess Celestia eats it all before you even get a slice.

 

I wish I had a PS4

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but Princess Celestia eats it all before you even get a slice. 

I wish for a better Fladdashai.

  On 2017-08-01 at 6:14 AM, IcefireInfinite said:

Granted, but you get the Chinese knock-off version FladdashaiTM. Mascot of Shanghai

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10/10 best horse would buy again

[The_Gobo 36,257]

0/10 for hatred T3T

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,829]

.......................Okay?

I wish that The Order of the 6 Muffins is real.

 

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted but derpy isn't in the Order of the 6 Muffins.

I wish for a pleasant day.

[TBD 17,262]

not granted for every breathe you take, you shall only know suffering.

I wish i haven't played dark souls too much