The Corrupted Wish Game

[Will Guide 21,360]

@Duality

Granted, but you'll have to deal with the rainstorm outside my house first!

Wish I could control the weather with a magical ocarina!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you can only cause hurricanes.

I wish I could play the ocarina.

[Cheshers 100]

@Duality

Granted. But the only song you know how to play is the Song of Time so you keep going back to the dawn of the first day. (Which day? no one knows.)

I wish I always had the money to buy whatever I wanted. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but you end up in jail for apparently stealing all that money.

I wish I thought better about where to go on my birthday!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but no-one listens to your incredibly-well-thought-out suggestion and instead send you to one of those kiddy ball pits.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Just now, Duality said:

Granted, but no-one listens to your incredibly-well-thought-out suggestion and instead send you to one of those kiddy ball pits.

I wish you made a wish to corrupt.

[Cheshers 100]

Granted, but this wish is so twisted and corrupt it so you can't possibly corrupt it further. Game over. 

I wish I could have an awesome singing voice. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's way too Awesome that all who hear it die.

I wish I could become one with the Universe!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted.

Simply dive into the heart of a star.

And subsequently become atomised, but that's not my problem.

I wish for a beautiful laser rifle.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's the cheap ones from Lazer Tag.

I wish for the perfect Birthday Cake!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you don't get to eat it. Or taste it. Or see it.

I wish I had a elevator to the moon.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted. but it turns out to be the sun. You BUUUUUUUUURN!

I wish I could sing like an angel!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted.

Spoiler

Angel don't sing.

I wish to be even funnier.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, now you look like the word "Even Funnier" There! Now, You are " Even Funnier"!

I wish I could manipulate people like any devil! *EVIL LAUGH*

[Mirage 24,747]

Granted, but you lose all your friends and become the loneliest widdew changling.

I wish the weather would stay nice all year here in Michigan.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Granted. Everyone flocks to Michigan for it's great weather, and the pollution destroys the state's environment.

 

I wish I had hid my MLP merchandise in a better spot...

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Granted. Everyone flocks to Michigan for it's great weather, and the pollution destroys the state's environment.

 

I wish I had hid my MLP merchandise in a better spot...

Granted,  but it will be impossible for you to find it again.

I wish I could help you!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you can only help him destroy the world.

I wish for a giant sledgehammer.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but it doesn't come with a life-time warranty D:

I wish to form a band and become huge rockstars! 

[Telferi 6,906]

Wish granted but it wasn't usccessful right at the start and everybody hates you

I wish i had a muffin. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but it expires in 1 minute 

hurry up! 

I wish for a new skateboard deck

[Telferi 6,906]

*eats muffind under a half minute* om nom nom :3

Wish granted but it breaks after a few minutes.

I wish i have the power to stop time.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Just now, Sweetie Feri said:

*eats muffind under a half minute* om nom nom :3

Wish granted but it breaks after a few minutes.

I wish i have the power to stop time.

Granted, but it only allows you to break clocks.

I wish new S7 episodes would start showing already

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Granted, but it only allows you to break clocks.

I wish new S7 episodes would start showing already

Granted, but they're all terrible!

@ShadowDash13and I both wish his 2 "Days Won" were mine!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but ya'll both will never ever win a day again D:

I wish for @Sweetie Feri to list all of her previous usernames