The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but you lose your ability to hear as a result of the sick tunes. 

I wish I would go through ceaseless agony for the rest of my life.

Spoiler

There's no rule saying the wish has to be positive! 

 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! You win an eternity trip to Hell

I wish I could buy a bullet belt for my thrash outfit.

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but wearing it lands you in the middle of a firefight.

I wish that I couldn't wish anymore. 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! As of now your posting on this thread has ended. Goodbye

I wish you would wish and grant wishes again

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but they all become corrupted! 

IT'S A CLOSED LOOP, Y'ALL!!!

I wish that the definition of wish changed! 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT the definition of grant changes too.

I wish that they would get rid of Despashito 

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but he's reincarnated as a tyrannical dictator! 

.I wish that I I taht hsiw I. 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT TUB !detnarG 

I wish to live in the 80s for a week

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted!  Now you're stuck in 1789, fighting in the French Revolution for an entire week!

I wish that...

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT...

I wish for the forum games to be active right now.

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but an influx of trolls arrive.

I wish my audio cable would actually let me hear both sides of my headphones.  

[Nature Tune 8,392]

3 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Granted, but an influx of trolls arrive.

I wish my audio cable would actually let me hear both sides of my headphones.  

Granted, your headphones are broken by your antics.

I wish I had real friemds

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted... but you didn't need to wish for something you already have. 

I wish my Sabaton T shirt would arrive already.

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT it's a fake knockoff from china.

I wish for a butler

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but they are a massive procrastinator.

Ey wehs ey cud speyl karectly. 

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Gwanded! UT! yuu cand speek karectly eeder.

I wish for this foolishness to stop

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but that makes the thread more boring. 

I wish that wishes could wish for wishing wishes into wishing wishes who wish wishing for wishes.

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT I don't know the consequence of your wish because it is confusing af.

I wish for a good sleep tonight.

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but you're stuck in an eternal slumber forever. 

I wish that that that that that that that- 

*Recherche.exe has stopped working*

[Passion 3,489]

Granted, but you get this this this this this this this this this instead... and you first need to install Windows 10 update.

 

I wish these cursed matches weren't wet and finally ignited...

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT only for a minute.

I wish Linkin Park actually did some good songs.

*trollface*

[Passion 3,489]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to recognize how great they would be anyway.

*trollfaces back*

I wish I could find $10 every day randomly on the ground.

[The Recherche 29,982]

Granted, but they're all counterfeit!

I wish that I could think of a wish. 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Passion 3,489]

Granted! But you forgot how to type...

 

I wish Recherche could remember how to type.

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Granted! BUT he forgot how to spell

I wish I was the luckiest person on earth.