The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,253]

Granted but it's made from garage. 

I wish I can eat without any limits. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your in Soviet Russia 

In Soviet Russia limits eat you D:

I wish I was "the dude" from the big lebowski

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but Donny ends up 'dropping' a bowling ball on your head in this version, plus your wife doesn't get saved.
I wish sweet foods weren't fattening.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but healthy foods are now fattening, so obesity is now something the average person deals with.

 

I wish I was done with work for the season already.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you're done for this season's work, and also will be your last, that said, you're fired and you won't get your final pay. o3o

I wish for an Iphone X. :3

[TBD 17,253]

granted you got a iPhone with a x mark on it..in other word, it's unusable. 

I wish for my $45 back!

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get it back as 1 penny per day.

I wish for a sandwich.

[swordsman 192]

well let see i was a  10,000  demon that was stop by a great hero and put into a human body.   My wish is to have the woman that stop me come back to live so i can kill her with my bare hands again.

Spoiler

 

 

[TBD 17,253]

granted,

 

I wish not to have a sandwich for every lunch.

1 minute ago, swordsman said:

My wish is to have the woman that stop me come back to live so i can kill her with my bare hands again.

granted but she came back as a zombie, which means you can't kill her but she can kill you.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, your every lunch from now on is potato salad

 

i wish that i can pass my chemistry class this semester......

[swordsman 192]

9 minutes ago, TBD said:

granted but she came back as a zombie, which means you can't kill her but she can kill you.

oh, that no problem at all in fact that better, now i can go full out and she will not die. I can't wait to get my old tools back out. you know you can only do so much to a human body before they die.

9 minutes ago, TBD said:

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I wish not to have a sandwich for every lunch.

granted,  you can have the  dog fish  sandwich that i make.

 

i wish my army  and my queen was back by my side.

Edited May 8, 2018 by swordsman

[TBD 17,253]

2 minutes ago, Kronos the Revenant said:

i wish that i can pass my chemistry class this semester......

granted but you failed your others classes

I wish for some popcorn.

 

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but it’s all kernels.

 

 

i wish Mad Munchkin-waifu notices me. (PS, waifu has bf)

Edited May 8, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[TBD 17,253]

Granted but she only notices the green leaf between your teeth

I wish there's big boy burger restaurant  where I live.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but the big boy burger! is a man murderer to make burgers!

I wish I improved!

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. You can’t improve anymore.

 

i wish that I wasn’t so retarded as to make everyone hate me because I am the biggest idiot that has ever existed in the entire multiverse and should not deserve to exist because my only purpose is to hurt everyone and I wish I had some other purpose in life and if you say follow your god I will laugh because I am an atheist and that is another reason to hate me so I don’t even matter except for the fact that I am made up of matter and I can’t even explain how pointless my existence is without making a joke.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, you end up being a know-it-all that no one likes.

I wish Twilight Sparkle would get hit in the tungulus.

[Hollow Wing 51]

Twilight Was hit too hard and is now dead. Show's over. and  so is the series.

[TS Lightner 269]

...

...And so is this game?

 

 

I wish this game wasn't dead now too.

[TBD 17,253]

granted but the rest of the forum games are dead and you are stuck playing this game until you are sick of it. 

I wish for one relaxing day .

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted but you begin to get bored of being relaxed.

I wish I stopped getting small headaches after eating takeaway.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, no more headaches for you, but you get a stomach ache, and of course, nature calls.... A LOT! 

I wish Momo (My Hero Academia) would be my waifu for laifu. o3o

 

[Will Guide 21,359]

10 minutes ago, We_R_VeNoM said:

Granted, no more headaches for you, but you get a stomach ache, and of course, nature calls.... A LOT! 

I wish Momo (My Hero Academia) would be my waifu for laifu. o3o

 

Granted, but you become anime and will be disliked by those who hate anime.

I wish next time, I'm at Disneyland, I could look through a magical device to see what the area looks like X years ago.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but you’re stuck in that timeline with no means of going back. 

 

I wish that my future is successful. 

[Will Guide 21,359]

Granted but your current present will always become a failure once the future becomes present.

I wish I could have met @Baby Dashie's biological father.

Edited May 15, 2018 by SwitchGuy2018