The Corrupted Wish Game

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but it's never stocked with any drinks.

I wish for a new TV.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but its a  micro size. 

I wish I can control the weather. 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but only in the middle of the ocean/border of the country you care the least about.
I wish I could infiltrate the princesses castle whenever I want.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you got sent to the tartarus for eternity.

I wish I was the lord of the underworld.

Edited August 24, 2018 by TBD

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted, but you're still alive so you can't contact your minions there

I wish i owned a pirate ship

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it's turn out the ship already belong to someone's else and you got keelhauled

I wish this forum can stay noir forever.

[KH7672 1,604]

Granted the forum now appears in black and white noir because all the color is gone from the world.

I wish my computer's processing power was better.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it was too great that it cannot take that much power. *kaput*

I wish  mlp will go up to season 10

 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted, but now there are only 10 episodes per season

I wish s9 would start right after s8 ended

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but only one episode from s9. The rest you'll have to wait.

I wish for s10

 

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you drop it and break the screen two minutes after you get it.

 

I wish that all the annoying mosquitoes around the world would just drop dead tomorrow all at once.

Edited September 25, 2018 by Soaring Symphony

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it generation lives on

I wish that whatever I think of something it comes to life.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted! You think of a can of Coca-Cola, but a can of Pepsi appears instead. 

I wish all of the DC and Marvel characters would come to life.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. They wreck havoc across the planet because you unleashed Thanos, Doomsday, Dormamu, Omega, and worst of all, Ryan Reynolds, i mean, Deadpool.

 

I wish i could get the girl of my dreams. 

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but you can't see her or hear her

I wish my playlist is sorted

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it was sorted by your least favorite frist.

I wish I have a decent job. 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

On 10/1/2018 at 11:39 PM, TBD said:

granted but it was sorted by your least favorite frist.

I wish I have a decent job. 

 

Granted, but you don't have a decent pay to go along with it

I wish my hair would stop thinning

[TBD 17,254]

Granted it want bald instead

I wish  Nightmare night will last forever. 

 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, TBD said:

Granted it want bald instead

I wish  Nightmare night will last forever.

Granted but you now have to buy nightmare night candy for the foals forever too

I wish I had to spend less money on xmas gifts

Edited November 1, 2018 by CypherHoof

[Flutterstep 47,079]

Granted. You don’t have to spend any money because you’ve got nobody to give a gift to now.

I wish I could spawn traffic cones

[CypherHoof 26,483]

12 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Granted. You don’t have to spend any money because you’ve got nobody to give a gift to now.

I wish I could spawn traffic cones

Granted, but they always appear in neat rows on the M1 motorway in England.

I wish ice cream didn't melt so fast in hot weather.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

8 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Granted, but they always appear in neat rows on the M1 motorway in England.

I wish ice cream didn't melt so fast in hot weather.

Granted, now it melts in the friege
i wish i could go on holidays whenever i wanted

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're forever trapped in the north pole

I wish for a pool of hot cocoa

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get a pool of hot cocoa beans.

I wish I knew the time.

[TBD 17,254]

granted it's time for your death

I wish it's fall break now.