The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you have to work two events the next time.

I wish a dollar could buy me more than just a powerade.

[Cximia 9]

Granted! But you don't have a dollar.

I wish I'd stop procrastinating.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but your motivation is still lacking.

I wish I can just live in space without dying. 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. You die as soon as you land on any other planetary body in space. 

 

I wish to be featured on Dank Doodle Memes. 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it was used to insult you

I wish I have the power of Aquaman. 

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. You’re the least liked hero of the franchise for the memes. 

 

I wish that my mother could finally be happy. 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted  but she becomes like "Pinkie Pie" happy kind.

I wish I can go to the world of Wizarding. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it ain't free and the tickets aren't cheap.

I wish I was interesting.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you become an exploding star.

i wish life is interesting. 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Life is interesting, but you yourself are boring. 

 

I wish I was a nurse already. 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're now a nursing student. 

I wish I can get to work in my professional job already. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're working for the Clampdown.

I wish I could win the lottery 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You win the grand prize, which includes immortality with eternal torture as a supplemental prize.

I wish I could be the richest person in the world.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you're rich in Spirit not Money.

I wish greed was gone

[Fade 78]

Granted.  But now anger, pride, lust, sloth, envy, and gluttony are much more potent in mankind.

 

I wish crackers wouldn't make a mess when I eat them.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they'll make a mess everytime you dont eat them.

I wish I could stay at home more often instead of going to school.

Edited February 28, 2019 by Messy Mane

[Will Guide 21,360]

11 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT they'll make a mess everytime you dont eat them.

I wish I could stay at home more often instead of going to school.

Granted but now you have to be homeschooled with twice what you have to do in public school.

I wish I could be a Staff Member here on the Forums.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're the stuff of the dark parts of the forum

I wish for some pie

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get cow pie.

 

I wish I could access the utilities without paying the bills. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  Your country is now communist.

 

I wish the newest Season 9 trailer didn't feel like such a punch to the feels.

[TBD 17,254]

granted, instead it's a punch to the face because its sucks

I wish I get a "A" on all my course.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted, but you are suspected of cheating and expelled.

I wish all life would cease to exist.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you're the only existing now..  

I wish daylight saving never exist. 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, now daylight during the summer does not last as long.

I wish I could've thought of a better way to corrupt that wish.

[Mirage 24,767]

You think of a better way, but then you forget it!

I wish I had a Rarity plushy.