The Corrupted Wish Game

[hi300 56]

Granted, but that is impossible

 

I wish I won't be a clopper.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Wish granted but the internet is filled with R34 on every site you go on

I wish the internet was less internet-ish

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, due to the lack of internetting bronies cease to exist, causing MLP to fail spectacularly, and you are stuck with the knowledge that it''s all your fault.

 

I wish rule 34 never existed.

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Granted. Rule 64 would exist and become more demanding than Rule 34.

 

I wish for a potato salad.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's 4500 pounds and in a Godzilla sized bowl that fell on top of your head and killed you. On the bright side, at least you have some more teeth to give to the tooth fairy!

 

I wish your pillow burned to ash so that the tooth fairy wouldn't know where to look for your teeth and you wouldn't get any money.

[ArtStreak 12]

Granted, she puts the money on my dresser anyways XD

 

I wish that I could think of a wish that wouldn't cause a negative reaction.

Edited January 22, 2013 by ArtStreak

[mane6 27]

NoNoNoNo I tYpE lIkE tHiS nOw BeCaUsE i UsE mY wInGs To TyPe NoW

 

gRaNtEd NoW iTs EvEn HaRdEr

[ArtStreak 12]

Not granted because you didn't wish for anything.

Edited January 22, 2013 by ArtStreak

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Not granted because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish for world peace.

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Granted, but you are now living in an empty world, where there is little or no civilization to find.

 

I wish to visit Antarctica.

[ArtStreak 12]

Granted, you die the minute before you set foot on Antartica because of a heart attack.

 

I wish for this wish to be granted.

Edited January 22, 2013 by ArtStreak

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for a non-toxic chocolate thickshake.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. It's so thick that when you try sucking it through a straw you end up imploding your head.

[ArtStreak 12]

Not Granted. No wish.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Not granted because you can't do that.

I wish for a better wish

Edited January 22, 2013 by 20%CoolerMuffins

[Jon the VGNerd 864]

Granted. You do not get one.

 

I wish to eat ramen for lunch.

[ArtStreak 12]

Granted, the ramen has cyanide in it and you die

 

I wish to not make a wish

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you feel like you wasted your chance to make a wish so you take some of that "special Ramen" and you die. In your next life, you're a pony in Equestria, but everypony hates you because you have the terrible traits of a human, so you kill yorself there. Then you get your next life as ixys from a roman myth and you're stuck pushing a boulder for all eternity. So please, anypony else reading this, don't make artstreaks mistake. Make a wish and have it corrupted, don't not make a wish and end up pushing a boulder up a hill.

 

I wish my bucking chapstick tasted better.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted. Now a hobo murders you in attempt to get to the chapstick.

I wish for a better brush.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now the same hobo trades the chapstick for your brush and while you're eating the chapstick, my soul enters your body and kills the hobo then leaves your body. Now you're getting arrested for avenging a clothing article.

 

I wish that hobo didn't take my chapstick.

[ArtStreak 12]

Okay, it's back but it has cyanide in it

 

I wish that the last post didn't exist

Edited January 22, 2013 by ArtStreak

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so now your "granted but..." post doesn't make sense, so now you look stupid.

 

I wish my room wasn't so cold.

[ArtStreak 12]

Granted, it's now 1,000 degrees Celsius!

 

I wish for a cat

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he's in my 1,000 degrees Celsius room with me. I'll give him to you tomorrow.

 

I wish I could read more grim darks without being traumatized.

[ArtStreak 12]

Not Granted. Problem?

 

I wish I had a cat that could not be killed, get sick or be harmed in any way. He is immune to anything you or anyone in the world can think of. He is also very nice and happy and fluffy and white.