The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Friendship is Magic and we're not allowed to use magic outside of Hogwarts, so we both get expelled from school.

 

I wish I had a strawberry smoothie right now:

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but remember when you said you wanted strawberry? I lied it's actually Blueberry.

I wish Ron would let me fly his car.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he bought a submarine the other day, have fun flying a submarine.

 

I wish I had bottled chapstick.

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Granted, now the world dies from variety of sicknesses.
 

I wish to get a job to earn money.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but it's a clopfiction review board.

I wish ♫ I didn't curse the name that caused it all ♫

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

404 Error, wish not found.

 

iWish I could get actual sleep when most normalites usually would.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but they all wonder who the buck you are.

I wish my head didn't hurt right now.

[K3WRO 79]

granted, you no longer have a head

 

I wish my boss wasn't a jerk

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You've been turned into a toilet.

 

iWish I had some rest.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it gets patched immediately due to new technological advances.

 

 

I wish that I had a MP3 320 version of this: 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the word some is emphasized, and you sleep for approximately ten seconds.

 

I wish I had something to eat. 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I wish  ~Ashley~ would make a wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you've just created a paradox. Do you feel proud of yourself?

 

 

 

I wish that I could play guitar, really well.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Granted, but all the strings snap, injuring your fingers.

 

 

I wish I was in equestria(The cartoon one, not africa)...

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Granted, but you get so happy you explode. 

I wish that you get your wish!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I wish I wasn't dieting and thinking about Doritos right now.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Enjoy your stomach ulcer.

 

iWish iKnew what to build in Minecraft now.

[Bunni 1,075]

Granted. But it's infested with wasps and stuff.

 

I wish for a boat.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but Apples sues for leaking their new phone out.

I wish I have been waiting I have been dreaming to fly with those great ponies

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you end up destroying thet gala's building and ruin the party in the process. Think of it this way, at least the princess is happy that it wasn't so boring for once.

 

I wish I had more sliced bread for sandwiches later.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you can't get off it, so your computer is rendered totally useless.

 

 

 

8 28wy 5yq5 w9je9h3 297oe e3d80y34 5y8w d9e3.

(Look to your keyboards for an answer to this riddle)

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but I ate them before you wished.

I wish I could perform in crowds of thousands that'll shower me with diamonds!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The diamonds are razor sharp and you suffer in agony with a thousand wounds. Then someone accidentally spills a vat of lemon juice over you. Then you fall into a vat of salt. Have fun!

I wish wish I could be really evil and enjoy it.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you dun goofed and died abruptly as you're getting good at it.

 

I wish I licked the salt off the inside of my popcorn bag yesterday.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but microwave radiation slowly melts your body as you do it.

 

MT wishes for a chicken breakfast burrito.