The Corrupted Wish Game

[Clover Heart 978]

Why did I know someone was gonna say that...?

 

Granted. You're now a total derp.

 

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted,but you end up spending your extra 8 hours taking up sniffing your farts, and you are now shunned from society.

 

I wish I didn't put a pinneapple inside my pocket earlier.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

ganted now you have a pickle in your pocket

 

i wish for a rocketship

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it's delivered to you by flying directly into your house. While you're in it of course.

 

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. You're now a workaholic who doesn't remember how to have fun.

 

I wish I weren't afraid of spiders.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

granted you are now afraid of everything but spiders

[SparklingTwilight 109]

I wish for world peace and eternal happiness.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted, but it happens to a different Universe.

 

I wish my cat didn't claw me every time I pick her up.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted now it bites you

 

I wish I had brony friends

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but they're all zombie bronies.

 

I wish I had a cure for Rave's zombie brony friends

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you become a zombie nearly kill me and I have to kill you.

 

I wish I didn't kill flame dancer

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You didn't. No need to grant it.

 

MT wishes that Vinyl's OC wasn't so OP.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, he makes another one that was born on the sun and can make tornadoes come out of his hooves and teleport and tine travel.

 

I wish Vinyl Rave would stop making up OP OCs.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Denied plus my old oc went through the sun can make tornados by flying fast and can already teleport and time travel

 

I wish people wouldn't get over worked by my OP OC. Lololol

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.Everybody now has super OP OCs that can do everything your OC can do,except better in every.Single.Way.Imaginable.You are now in posession of the most scrub-tier OC in existence.

 

I wish I could think of a good OC name so I can finally make my OC.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted try power jack

 

I wish I was capable of destroying planets like thundracry

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Granted but you have to kill 3 members of your family every time you do it.

 

I wish for epic Season 4 of MLP FIM.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you die the day before the first episode

 

I wish for a bar of chocolate

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. It's laced with rat poison.

 

 

I wish I liked cooking.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted you now hate everything else

 

I wish I was immune to rat poisoning

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted, but you're now allergic to chocolate.

 

I wish I weren't so tired.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted you will now never be able to fall asleep

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to chocolate

[Proton 565]

Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else.

 

I wish my shades were bigger.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted they grow so big they crush you from weight

 

I wish I had a plane

[Proton 565]

Granted, but it comes by aerial delivery crushing you and your house

 

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted to