The Corrupted Wish Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, now he works for Muffin Thief's boss!

 

Muffin Thief wishes to be factory manager.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, the factory goes bankrupt

 

I wish muffins tasted good

[Proton 564]

Granted, but the ingredient that makes them taste good is rat poison

 

I wish I had eternal life

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[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, you now live the most hellish life imaginable because you get bored of everything one way or another.

 

I wish i had washed my clothes yesterday

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Gra- damn me too.

 

I wish I had finished my homework. 1 hour before I go to school on a bus.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, as such you fall asleep on the bus end up in Antarctica and are attacked by penguins.

 

I wish i had more cola

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the caffeine makes you notice your extremely attractive avatar and you spend more time staring at the screen than drinking cola.

 

I wish wish wish wish shwish swish sish siw wis sihwsh wiwsh.... /8head drops and hits the keyboard.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, now it's duct taped there

 

I wish i had blue hair irl

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get one single blue hair. The rest falls out.

 

I wish I were a slasher killer.

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, your name is now Slasher... I'll leave you to figure out the rest. :3

 

I wish the following users wish would go uncorrupted.

[Senor Citizen 516]

That's the most evil thing I can imagine.

 

I wish for a new, more open-minded genie to grant the other 98 wishes.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you get it taken away after you're caught abusing it.

 

 

 

I wish that this kid would see the light: http://www.youtube.com/MW3xblTexasCOD

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

 

 

Hey. I just wanted to let you know that I merged your Corrupt a Wish thread into an older one. :3

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but you get it taken away after you're caught abusing it.

 

 

 

I wish that this kid would see the light: http://www.youtube.com/MW3xblTexasCOD

 

Granted. He's in a tunnel, and the light has a speeding train behind it.

Have a cookie.

 

I wish I could be friends with that cute spider on my ceiling.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, when you and him walk around talking (assuming he grows to your size and speaks the same language as you) you both get arrested and hit by a train for being friends with something not exactly like you.

 

I wish APPLES wasn't copyrighted by dole.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Granted, Everything is now owned by Apple©
 

I wish for more wishes!!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you have to buy the DLCs first.


I wish Leatherbehlt was a sexy android from the year 4000 that dispenses cider from its nose.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. Here's a smoking heap of broken electronics.

 

I wish I had a second monitor.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the 2nd monitor is a college graduate studying your psychiatrist.

I wish I could deep fry doritos
 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. And you're not even from America... enjoy your diabeetus golgo.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but Katey Perry sues you for copyright infringement. "Southie Girls" became a one hit wonder.


I wish I could use the force.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, and whenever a fat person falls, you feel a disturbance in the force.

 

I wish for Big Mac X Ronald McDonald.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but your slapped with a lawsuit for making McDonalds lose money in obeasity claims.

I wish C3PO wasn't so ambiguously gay.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so I get a sex change and we go out.I think that counts as bi.

 

I wish I could get a bunch of dollars.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but the bunch of dollars were pennies in disguise.


I wish MuffinThief was the new pope.