The Corrupted Wish Game

[Klopp 2,050]

Granted, your name is now Slasher... I'll leave you to figure out the rest. :3

 

I wish the following users wish would go uncorrupted.

[Senor Citizen 516]

That's the most evil thing I can imagine.

 

I wish for a new, more open-minded genie to grant the other 98 wishes.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you get it taken away after you're caught abusing it.

 

 

 

I wish that this kid would see the light: http://www.youtube.com/MW3xblTexasCOD

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

 

 

Hey. I just wanted to let you know that I merged your Corrupt a Wish thread into an older one. :3

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but you get it taken away after you're caught abusing it.

 

 

 

I wish that this kid would see the light: http://www.youtube.com/MW3xblTexasCOD

 

Granted. He's in a tunnel, and the light has a speeding train behind it.

Have a cookie.

 

I wish I could be friends with that cute spider on my ceiling.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, when you and him walk around talking (assuming he grows to your size and speaks the same language as you) you both get arrested and hit by a train for being friends with something not exactly like you.

 

I wish APPLES wasn't copyrighted by dole.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Granted, Everything is now owned by Apple©
 

I wish for more wishes!!

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you have to buy the DLCs first.


I wish Leatherbehlt was a sexy android from the year 4000 that dispenses cider from its nose.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's a smoking heap of broken electronics.

 

I wish I had a second monitor.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the 2nd monitor is a college graduate studying your psychiatrist.

I wish I could deep fry doritos
 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. And you're not even from America... enjoy your diabeetus golgo.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but Katey Perry sues you for copyright infringement. "Southie Girls" became a one hit wonder.


I wish I could use the force.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, and whenever a fat person falls, you feel a disturbance in the force.

 

I wish for Big Mac X Ronald McDonald.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but your slapped with a lawsuit for making McDonalds lose money in obeasity claims.

I wish C3PO wasn't so ambiguously gay.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so I get a sex change and we go out.I think that counts as bi.

 

I wish I could get a bunch of dollars.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but the bunch of dollars were pennies in disguise.


I wish MuffinThief was the new pope.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Instead of a homophobic leading several million christians, we now have a slaver.

 

I wish politics were easier to learn about without frustration.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Granted, but instead of frustration, it physically harms you.

 

I wish I was never tired/fatigued.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. The world has tapped you in as a source of unlimited energy. Now the power companies hate you.

 

I wish for a solar panel.

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted but you must be at the sun to charge it up.

 

I wish for one billion dollars

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Granted, but the Joker burnt it all



I wish that you couldn't corrupt my wish 

Edited March 20, 2013 by Rainbow Dash Loyalty

[poniesforfun 716]

Granted I can't corrupt your wishes because any other wish you have won't come true.

 

I wish for a hovercraft.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! Your hovercraft is full of eels!

 

 

I wish Harvey Korman was still alive.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but he hates you for returning to the hell we call earth.


I wish I could materialize air into a cutting weapon.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but you cut yourself in the process, leaving everybody being sliced to death.
I wish that I can visit Twilight Sparkle

Edited March 23, 2013 by soniccam1